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I love you, Baehr. I love you Curadh. This is episode 74 of the Baehr Curadh podcast. We are going to talk about Spyro Jaira
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Which your favorite sounding word?
Yes, Spyro Jaira. Spyro Jaira. I thought it was Spyro Jaira. What do you think it is?
I thought it was like a toy for kids like
You put it was like you put your pencil on it and it spins around a wheel and then it makes all these neat designs
You have one you bought one about a year ago. Spyro Graf. Spyro Graf? That's what I thought it was. Oh
See, I thought you were gonna say that it is a jazz band from the 70s. If anything, else I was gonna say it was a hair band from the 80s
So Spyro Jaira is an algae
That when you look at it under the microscope. It looks like little corkscrews. Oh, okay
That's interesting. I've known that since I was like in third grade
Well, I had a microscope as a kid and that was one of the things I like looking at in the microscope. Oh, okay
That was a harmful algae. I hope not because I sure like
Messed with it. Well back then you used to play but we've long darts and stuff like that. Yeah, so my pies
Yeah, we'll pick up cap hooping. No, I don't think I ever did that. Yeah, there was other kids at then look I got a cigar
What is your favorite sense on that's your favorite son and we're sorry guys my favorite son and we're super califragic luscs
Discuss you know what that is. No, I don't I know it's from what is it Mary Poppins Mary Poppins. Yeah, which I mean them
That means pretty much whatever you want it. Okay. Yeah, I think that's it just the song
But I did hear about during the AIDS crisis. There were some lawyers in
L.A. who they did this these legal documents to make sure that people who couldn't afford their
AIDS medicine could get it really and they were super California lawyers expedite the doses. Oh, that's cool
Huh, maybe that's why I like that word somebody maybe so all right
What commercial convinced you not to buy the product the area they're pushing? Okay, well
I can't think of a particular brand name, but it's like perfume
Okay, and they would have commercials like a man and a woman running along the beach and a
Feather slowly drifting to the ground and swelling music and then it would have the name of the perfume
All their commercials were like that and they were all stupid
just
Those commercials just a noise when you're sitting there trying to figure out what the hell they're selling
Well, you don't wear perfume or clone anyway. No, I hate that stuff. So, it's Tiki
The one that I could say that I will not is the My Pillow commercials
Mm-hmm. I absolutely hate that guy. I hate everything he stands for if he got
Men over by a train. I'd probably put plot. I just he drives me nuts and his commercials are even worse than him
I mean, it's just terrible. You know what I'm talking about it. Okay
When have you been with a person and thought you were equals, but then discovered that they were on a whole different level?
Okay, I think I've told you this story, but I don't know that I've told it on the podcast. There was a guy
Long time ago. I think when the hook-up apps were first me came out there was a guy
Who seemed very intent on meeting me. He said he didn't have a ride
So, I had to pick him up and he said he didn't have much money
So, we had to go to someplace cheap and I think we went to Wendy's anyway
I talked with him for a while and I figured out that he knew nothing about any kind of current events
In fact, he really just wasn't all that bright to start with, but you know
I would mention like something on entertainment or something on politics or he had no So, idea about anything
Hmm, and I finally figured out the guy I think he had just gotten released from jail
Okay, that's right. I think you ever remember you tell me that and
It was a very short date. As soon as I was done eating, I took him back home
And I do recall he says is there any chance that you might call me
You know he gave me his phone number and so is there any chance you might call me and I hooked it him and I said yes
And I was thinking well, it's possible that my phone might drop on the ground and accidentally dial some random numbers and end up calling
So, you had no interest in you know, no
Updates gone bad
I'm trying to think if I should ever really not really let me guess all your dates were beneath you. No, no
I never thought I was above or anyone was below me or
Really that I can think of this stuff in my head. Well, this isn't necessarily dates here. Yeah, I mean
In general, I just people I don't want to be around. I just I choose not to be around
And if you think they're about me or below me
I just choose not to dating quain with him and quaint I mean
Come to the bars as much as I used to you ran into quite a bit of people
Either you wanted to associate with or you didn't want to associate with and the ones I didn't want to associate with
I just avoid it like to play
Where I just got up and left so they said joke around that I should wear a shirt that said shut up
I'm watching the game because that's what I would do
I said it's a bar and watch the game didn't matter what game was on but I watched the game and
That was my way of if I knew you and we were friends. It's fine if you sat next to me
But I didn't know you you've quaint got a very cold shoulder
Because I had no interest in talking to people if I was watching the game
And you know me was sports, so but no not really
Maybe I did I did it more than I like to care to think but just never let it get that far
There's never let it get that far exactly
So, what movie has everyone else seen but you have a Harry Potter?
I knew you were gonna say that that's it. I'm sure there's plenty of it. You haven't seen any of the Harry Potter
Maybe a little bits and pieces when you were watching it and I was doing something
You read all the books ever intentionally
What did any of Harry Potter and no I haven't read it
That was before she became a homophobic and yeah, I'm trying to think of this one
I'll bet you've never seen gone with the wind. That's true. I never have seen gone with wind or cast a blank
cast a blank as long as it came to your name in all these movies before my time
Well, all these movies are everyone's seen
They're all before my time look too, but yeah, I'm one gay man that it's never seen gone with the wind
But what a sad are life. Oh, I know not really
Need to see about a German Nazi youth family
Living in the house you're thinking of the sound of music. I know. I'm Teven. All right. What song would you pay money to never hear again?
Grandma got run over by rain deer mine would be baby shark
Baby shark. Okay, now she's saying it. We're gonna get a copyright strike
No, see now it's gonna be stuck in your head right to the day
So that's it on that one. Yeah, I was that went fast
What piece of clothing or accessory can someone wear that immediately makes you have a bad opinion of that as a person a big heavy gold chain
Really, I'm sorry, I have to stop wearing like half an inch. So, I have to stop wearing my gold chain. Yeah. Yeah, okay
Especially the ones that are So, especially
Obvious that they aren't gold. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is pretty on the top and
I'm what we don't really have hang out in particularly gangster place is so
You just see people out
You know when they're walking the dog wearing a big old gold chain. Yeah, it seems I don't I don't want to say pretentious because
Maybe to them it's pretentious to me. It looks cheap. Yeah. Yeah. It's So, it's pointless
opinion and it's it yells look at me look at me
Mm-hmm for no reason whatsoever and rob me rob me. I'm looking at you and I'm lowering my opinion of you
You're wearing this is like you're not getting the right attention. You're not getting the right effect
Me anybody wears Dallas cowboy or nearby. Can't keep stuff immediately
Just because I know how their fan bases. That's terrible for me to say but their fans are obnoxious
So, we just lost a whole big segment of our audience picture. Good. You said that good. We had them then
Bye-bye kick rocks. So
Yeah, I just thought I'm not a fan of their fan bases and so
What was the last thing that you fixed and ODBC driver on a computer at work?
An ODBC driver or close enough. Okay, and all right if anyone knows what they that is you win five dollars
And bond it was despite any help from it. Mm-hmm. IT is useless
Okay, yeah, I yeah, I couldn't tell you the last thing that I fixed I turned off from turn on my computer yesterday
It fixed me a sandwich the other day. Oh, yeah, I do that quite a bit. I
Guess it's fixing something, but you haven't fixed something at work. Not a while. You haven't fixed somebody's feelings or I do that every day
No, not really, I didn't you just don't like fixing things. I'm doing what I have to
It's not something I could go out and strive to do. So, you don't like hanging out in the yard of fixing the engine on your car
No, have you ever seen me do that? Have you ever seen me check oil on a car?
Okay, you were surprised that I knew I had a pump gas. Well, you're from New Jersey. They don't pump gas in New Jersey
New Jersey doesn't allow us to pump gas, but I've been out just still can do it. Yes, and I because I've lived outside of New Jersey since 1992
That would be been pretty impressive. I never mind how to pump gas from the last I don't think I've ever seen you pump gas
That's magically the gas hasn't just been showing up in our car. So yes, okay
Well, that's question of that besides much of your fair joke. What's the next best?
Sorry, what's the next big thing? Everyone says the next big thing is AI
Okay, you don't think it's really such a big thing. It may be big because it's a popular thing now
Okay, but it's been around for a while. Yeah, it's been evolving
Anybody who asks of their phone or their smart speaker a question has been using AI. I
Like the jet GPT and Bard both
They say you can get you can use them to write a program
Well, the one time that I tried that the program that it gave me was just awful and
Absolutely, I could tell by looking at it was not going to work. Hmm. So, if you do want to use it
That's fine. Go ahead and use it, but do your research to make sure that what it told you is right because it can sound
Extremely confident when it lies right to your face. Hmm. That's interesting. Hmm. Yeah
I don't know what the next big thing is probably would agree with you with the AI comment
That's the things that raise recently. So how much do you use AI?
I haven't used it at all yet. Well, how would you know there you go? Well, no, I guess we I use it all the time with them
What's the three a word? I don't want to trigger her so we should say Siri listen to the Baehr incur a podcast
Yeah, there we go. All right. What is your favorite joke right now? What do you call a guy who wears a big gold chain?
Your rings and festive clothing over the top. No idea what supposed to say gay. Oh gay. Okay
A pirate. Is he missing a leg?
A pirate. I think that's the flattest joke has ever fallen on this podcast. Yes, it has. Yeah. It wasn't very funny. Sorry
We hope you've enjoyed episode 74 of the Baehr incur a podcast. This is Baehr. This is correct. Goodbye. Goodbye. Was that like a five-minute podcast?
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