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This is episode 104 of the Baehr and Curadh podcast.
We're going to talk about our favorites.
What is your favorite sleeping position?
I have a CPAP, which stands for continuous air pressure, continuous air pressure to the
passages or something like that.
So I have this tube stuffed up in my nose that I breathe through at night, and it forces
air into my lungs so that I don't convocate.
And if you use a CPAP, they recommend that you sleep on your side.
And I think I favor sleeping on my left side because that puts the tube from my CPAP behind
me.
Is that your favorite position or is that your favorite position at a necessity?
I have a necessity, I think.
I like sleeping on my sides or my back.
I like sleep, period.
So if you can sleep on the toilet, I've done it before, you know it.
But now probably, I like sleeping on my side, probably the best.
It doesn't matter which side, because that's some more comfortable that way.
But yeah, that's my favorite spot to sleep.
What's your favorite sandwich spread?
Probably cream cheese, just plain cream cheese.
Well, it would be yours.
I like the cream cheese with the garlic in it, but that's not really my favorite.
I think Pemento is my favorite.
Pemento?
Okay.
Pemento and forever.
But when I have it on a sandwich, I generally just have the Pemento.
I don't usually have any meat or cheese or anything, just the Pemento.
Hmm.
Yeah, cream cheese does it for me.
I usually just have bagels and cream cheese, and now I'll use it as a no more spread plate
sandwiches too.
I think it adds a different flavor and all that stuff to it.
And it's pretty tasty, not necessarily good for you, but...
What was your favorite childhood snack?
Probably peanut butter.
It still probably is.
Why are you looking at it?
I would guess it would be cotton candy or something.
No, that or ice cream, I love ice cream, you know, that stuff.
But I use the love peanut butter as a kid.
I used to love it.
My mom used to have the hiding in the house for me, because I would eat a whole jar of
it.
So, it's a lot of peanut butter.
How about you?
What was your favorite childhood snack?
I think craft a single cheese slice is just, just eat the, just part of the stuff.
A slice, just by itself, yeah, it's a snack.
No crackers or anything with it?
Hmm.
Actually, I had that as a snack last night.
I had risk crackers and craft singles as a snack.
And it's all oil or protein, there's no sugar in it.
Yeah.
No, no, it's not good for you, but it's snacks are good for you.
Probably not cheese either, but no, no.
What's your favorite board game?
None of them.
You didn't like any board games coming up.
I guess not.
No.
Did you play any board games?
Did you play?
Yeah.
My sister and I played board games, but I didn't really enjoy it.
Okay.
Did you ever win, or did you, you just didn't, didn't you?
I don't remember.
No.
Hmm.
I think it was a much of a board game player, but I like to see it, so that was fun, I'm sorry.
Oh, yes, sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it was fun, but yeah, my whole family wasn't much of
a board game player.
There's more of get outside and play outside, there's no reason to sit in the house and do
nothing.
You know, go outside and enjoy the weather.
And more I grew up, I mean, there's plenty to do outside, so.
Hmm.
You okay today?
You seem a little off, okay.
Out of the four seasons, what's your favorite one?
Well, we get, like, six months of winter and six months of summer and then two days of
spring and fall, so I'm probably spring.
Yeah, what do you like the best spring?
Well, I like to walk and it's not too hot and it's not too cold.
Yeah, my favorite time of the year is fall, I don't know why, I think I like, I refer to
it as sweater weather, where it's not too hot, it's not too cold either, but it's cold and
I'm pretty put on a sweatshirt and you're comfortable.
Hmm.
You know, it's a time of year to make chili and chicken little soup and stuff like that and
that's what pulls on, so, and you like wearing clothes, that's the clothes.
Wearing an undershirt under polo shirt is not a lot of clothes, it's called hygienic.
You act like I wear like 50 layers of clothing, do not, I'm getting wear a t-shirt and putting
up some sort over it, I'd rather not wear any clothes at all, no practical, no it's not.
Who is your all-time favorite Disney character?
There's a good question, I don't, I like Nemo and I like Lion King, you know, probably, probably
Lion King, if I had to pick between it they're probably Lion King.
You mean Simba?
Simba, yeah.
Yeah, how about you?
Guerrilla Deville.
Guerrilla Deville?
Mm-hmm.
Isn't it the...
She was the one that wanted to kill all the Dalmatians to make a coat.
And you've liked her the best?
Why?
Because you don't like Dalmatians?
I guess.
You've like killing puppies?
She was a villain and wasn't ashamed to be a villain about it.
Yeah.
Didn't they come out with a movie about her?
Yeah.
It's how she became evil and how she became bad.
Because people in the faction industry were mean to her.
Yeah.
And it's a live action, it's not a cartoon.
Okay.
They didn't, I guess you know, I probably saw it.
I think you did.
So, no, I like the, I'm sorry, I like the ones that you're supposed to like.
It's traditional.
So you probably like Mufasa then in Lion King, Scar.
Scar?
Yeah.
Not Mufasa.
Mufasa was the dad.
So you like Scar, probably the dad.
Yeah.
He was the thinly veiled gay character in the show.
Yeah.
Well, who played his voice?
I don't know.
Yeah.
So, he didn't like him too much or do you like him a lot?
So, what's your favorite book?
Jonathan Livingston's Seagull.
I've never heard of it.
They even made a movie called Seagull.
Jonathan Livingston's Seagull.
Hmm.
What's it about?
It's about a Seagull, just a bird, who seeks enlightenment and wants to fly at the speed
of thought.
That's impossible, but it's neat idea.
All right.
My favorite book, it's probably a series of books, I don't know if we're kind of realm of books.
It's that.
Jews are toward it.
Dreads are toward it.
There's been a lot of people who are just pronouncing it, but it's a series of books about
a dark elf.
It's kind of nerdy, but probably, you know, I don't know the thing about it, probably my
favorite books of all time are the orderings, children, trilogy, but I'd like to open it.
I think I've heard of that.
I think a lot of people have.
What was your favorite toy when you were a child?
My parents are going to buy me toys.
I'm joking.
It's probably a football.
No, no, no, it wasn't one of those kids.
I had a bunch of transformers that I enjoyed playing with.
Hmm.
Some.
But yeah, they're pretty cool, because it's more than meets the eye.
You have no idea what I'm talking about.
What was your favorite toys, Joe?
My parents didn't buy me toys.
I could see that again.
I don't remember.
Gave you two rocks instead of fun.
I don't remember.
You don't?
I don't have a whole lot of memories before third grade.
Okay.
You didn't play with any kind of toys after third grade?
Um.
Hmm.
I don't remember.
Oh.
Wow.
Yeah.
Okay.
That one, then.
What's your favorite exotic animal?
I don't know.
You don't have one.
Ooh.
Mine, a mere cat.
A Sasquatch.
A giraffe?
No, everyone.
No.
No, Bobo.
You can't pick one of those Bobo, sorry.
Um.
So you don't have one?
I like them all.
You like them all, okay?
I would have to say otter.
Wouldn't be mine.
Mm-hmm.
Some.
You always have to stop and see the otters.
Mm-hmm.
I just think they're neat.
They're, they seem happy all the time.
I think it's like a good way to live your life and just swim around and be happy all the
time, so.
Mm-hmm.
I don't see.
I've never seen anyone not smile when they're looking at the otters while they're in their
cage.
Everyone's always smiling and happy.
So.
Unless they're watching an autopsy of the otters.
Oh, yeah.
But it's neat seeing our little kids reacting to them, something like that, so.
I just, I think they're really neat animals, they make me happy.
So.
What's your favorite movie?
I have a bunch of favorite movies.
Um.
I really don't have a single favorite movie.
Um.
Do you?
The Shadow.
The Shadow?
Mm-hmm.
That's the one with Alec Baldwin in it?
Yes.
Okay.
Before he became evil, before he became the Shadow, I'm kidding.
Um.
I mean, there's, there's a lot of good movies.
I like to Star Wars and much Star Wars, maybe it's a really good, um.
I really enjoy good with hunting, um, Rudy, um.
Lost Boys is my favorite, my favorite dance down our slash vampire movie.
I don't think there's another vampire movie that's any better than that.
Um.
Haven't they tried to make sequels to that half of times than ever?
They're garbage, you know.
But there's nothing that's going to be the original soundtrack, 'cause the actors were
cast perfectly.
Um.
It's, it's the one in the horror movie where people wanted to be the bad guy, they wanted
to be the vampires, because they were so cool.
Mm-hmm.
So have you ever seen it?
Jason Patrick is in it.
Yeah, Jason Patrick is going to keep for some of those in it.
Um.
Now I'm trying to blank.
I'm used to know other names, but in excess was one of the main contributors in the soundtrack.
Um.
Yeah.
It's a really good movie all around, so.
But um.
No, there's Disney movies, movies that I have that are favorite of mine.
So I mean, it's, it's really hard for me just to narrow down one favorite movie.
I used to go to the movies quite a bit.
Um.
Someone that I'm married to does not like going to a movie theater, so I haven't been to
the movies in five years, five or six years, and even that I went by myself.
So which is fine with me, and there's nothing been really in the movie theaters that I wanted
to go say, nothing.
So I'll get you there one day.
Mm-hmm.
I might have to knock you out and drag you there, but I'll get you there for sure.
What is your favorite holiday?
Christmas.
I would agree.
Hands on.
I know.
I knew that was going to be your answer.
Why do you like Christmas?
Everything about me.
I know.
I, I, I should just let you answer all these questions.
No.
Could you surprise me sometimes?
Like, I didn't know Pimento cheese was your favorite spread.
Mm-hmm.
Would, um, what makes you like Christmas so much?
It's sort of a universal holiday.
Every culture has some kind of mid-winter festival.
Yeah.
You like the gifts, or do you like gift-giving?
Oh, I, I just like getting gifts, I don't like buying them.
When you're good at buying gifts for everybody, you always plan it out and do, for, do a few months
into bands.
That's the problem, and it makes it so much work, mm-hmm, yeah.
Trying to get the perfect gift.
Yeah.
Okay.
Which body part is your favorite?
I think, you know, your brain.
South of my belly button.
Yeah.
Same here.
Yeah.
That's where my brain is.
Oh.
That's when you think a lot with--
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All right.
Moving on.
You really don't need to tell me--
You're not going to answer that question.
Oh, I said the same thing.
Oh.
Okay.
If you ask, 99% of the men you ask are going to say the same thing, so--
Better to have one than be one, I guess.
Yeah.
What was your favorite subject in school?
Probably, besides when I studied in college, probably history, so I just find it interesting
to know worthless crap.
A degree in history will-- will let you teach history.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
It's about it.
No.
The degree in criminal justice gets you to work in a pawn shop instead of be a cop, either.
What's your favorite subject in school?
Science.
Time.
Mm-hmm.
I think everybody knew that.
Yeah.
So, here's a good one for you.
Who was your favorite athlete?
They're all great.
I like them all equally.
Yeah.
You couldn't even probably name any right now at the top of your head.
Brad McQuire.
I can remember him.
Mark McQuire?
Okay.
There you go.
I'm surprised you got the McQuire.
That's one.
The only reason you probably like him is because he's a big Baehr.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
I-- I-- I don't have a favorite athlete, um, probably able to-- George Kittle right now
the tight end for the 49ers, which answer do you know he's the tight end?
Because that's a position he plays.
Not because I have no personal line, but that leads up to the next question, what are
your favorite sports team?
I have to say the same, I just go 49ers, and then I know you don't have any favorite sports
team.
I can't think of one.
You're going to like it what I like for footballs, it's going to be 49ers in the other day, and
the red socks were baseball.
There you go.
So those are my teams.
That's what you're going to cheer for as long as me and you are married.
Mm-hmm.
So.
Well, is your favorite actor activity walking with you?
You surprised me with that one.
I could tell by the stunt look on your face.
It is.
I enjoy my walks together.
Mm-hmm.
So, what's your favorite?
And until recently, we really never could.
Mm-hmm.
No, but finally I got my bag of working and not swords, and I have a problem, so I said,
where I can actually go and enjoy a walk with you.
It's good being together.
Yes, it is.
I enjoy it quite a bit, what's your favorite actor activity?
Walking with you.
Yeah.
Did you really mean that or did you just take in my answer?
You took my answer, didn't you?
Well, I sometimes walk without you.
Yeah.
But going walking with your favorite actor, I think more for my mental health and my physical
health.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can use it to more or less clear your mind, don't you?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
And watch the squirrels and listen to the birds and look for tracks.
It kind of gives you some serenity.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I can tell after you've gone on a walk, if you've had a bad day, and when you come back,
you just seem much more relaxed, so that makes me happy.
And I just enjoy going with you.
When I've had a bad day, I said, I need to go for a walk.
I don't say I need to drink.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Which is better.
I prefer that you say you go for a walk instead of a drink.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Well, that was a pretty quick session.
Is that the whole list?
That's the whole list.
Yes, it was.
Well, so we went to that pretty quick.
Do you have a joke for me this week?
Mm-hmm.
Imagine you're in a room that's filling with water quickly.
There are no windows or doors.
How do you get out?
There's no windows or doors.
There's no roof.
There's no windows or doors.
It's just a big cube, empty cube that's filling up with water.
I don't know.
How do you get out?
Stop imagining.
(laughs)
Keep getting out of here.
Jesus Christ.
(laughs)
All right.
Oh, or do you get these sometimes?
I think I really got you on now.
Yeah, you did.
You did.
You got me good.
All right.
We hope you enjoyed episode 104 of the Baehr and Curadh podcast.
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