Hello from Baehr and Curadh, a podcast from the Land of Awes Information Services.
I love you, Curadh.
I love you Baehr.
This is episode 107 of the Baehr and Curadh Podcast.
We're going to talk about mastodon posts.
Do you have a mastodon account?
Yes, I have a mastodon account.
And I don't think very many people know about it.
I didn't know anything about it, so you told me about it.
So we're going to talk about some of those posts.
Maybe we can get people to join mastodon to sign up for it.
'Cause yeah, I don't have one.
So you've never seen any of my posts?
Nope, only the ones you showed me.
The first time.
Yep.
Okay, we'll go through.
See, I'll prevert at my husband's.
The most recent ones.
Okay.
Sounds good to me.
The first one that comes up is a pride flag, made of NASA images.
Each color is reflected by stuff that they've actually taken pictures of with them gathering.
Yeah, it looks like of the Earth and the Moon and the Sun and Mars.
They're all different colors.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's from different, looks like some galaxies, actual space.
One looks like a, I imagine it's all snippets of stuff from the web.
It's a JWT.
So yeah.
That's what it means.
It's a gorgeous picture.
I like the way it stands out.
It's a reshare.
That means somebody posted something and I shared it.
Not many of my posts are like that.
Okay.
The next one down is a link to an article in the Los Angeles Blade that says,
"Porn hub says age verification takes effect."
Yeah.
And then, of course, you will lose a hoaxness.
And then, a cartoon that says, "I got some software to block you from seeing porn from the internet."
And the dad's still talking to the child and goes, "I'm just going to need you to install it."
That's hilarious.
I actually made that one myself.
How did you really?
Oh, that's cute.
That's hilarious.
Did you get all the likes on it?
Zero.
Really?
Yeah.
Yes, people don't like your buddy Bander.
Only 200 people follow me.
Oh, only.
That's more than my friends on Facebook.
If every one of them saw it today, anyway, that's why we're, that's what we're
to kind of promote my account and get more people to know about it.
Okay.
Well, why don't you tell them about your account?
I have an account on mastodon and you can find it by typing Baehr.
So B-A-E-E-H-R.
Yes.
Okay.
The next one is celebrate Pride Month with three years of at 100 specials now streaming on
Hulu and there's a link to it.
I did this yesterday.
I don't know.
Maybe I should remove that post because the thing on Hulu.
It's from Advocate magazine and I hate Advocate magazine.
Really?
They've sold out.
All they do now is run articles about companies who've paid to have articles on them.
Oh, really?
That's pretty much, yeah.
Because they were like at the leader in the forefront of first game games, weren't they?
They were.
That's the same.
They had two levels of magazine.
They had the outer cover, which had a glossy cover and I think glossy pages.
Then there was a paper sheet that you pull out that had all the classified ads.
You know, guy's seeking guys.
Okay.
If you wanted to have just the articles laying around your house, you could pull that center part out.
And not have the dirty stuff to sit around.
Okay.
But that was a pretty good idea at that time.
But since they went digital, they pretty much sold out.
That's too bad.
Okay, because it's been around for years and years and years, hasn't it?
And that out 100 on Hulu is about as awful as I would expect any kind of Advocate thing to be.
Really?
It's really just promoting people that want to be promoted.
Okay.
I would guess probably paid to be on the show.
Yeah, probably.
It sort of sounds like.
Yeah.
Okay.
Then it looks like the next post you shared is a, um, just basically it's long.
I think they call it a mean.
A mean, sharing a mean.
It says, there have been a new, okay, let me start again.
Let me read it.
Okay.
There have been nearly 3,000 gods so far.
But only yours actually exists.
The others are silly, made up nonsense.
But not yours.
Yours actually exists.
That meme is awesome.
I wish they made a t-shirt with that on it.
Because that's exactly how I feel about religion, formalized religion.
My invisible being is more important than your invisible being.
I can prove it.
Kind of like when I see a team kneeling in prayer before a game.
And I say they must think their god is more important or more powerful than the other team's god.
And if there really was a god, do you think you'd be watching a high school football season?
Yeah, with all the wonders in the entire universe to see they'd be watching a football game.
I don't think so.
And, um, fuck Kansas.
No.
Why?
I hope not.
I think there's bigger problems.
So, yeah, that's hilarious though.
But yes, I love that shirt.
I really love that meme.
I wish it was a shirt.
The next one is a picture of exploration place, which is the science center here in town.
Yeah.
Unfortunately, like a lot of science centers around the country have all, they're all for little kids.
It's pretty neat though.
I didn't realize they did that to take that yesterday.
It's a, I don't know what you'd call it.
It's like a big square piece of art in their rainbow colors.
And inside of the building, I'd say it's roughly probably 15 by 15.
Something like that.
Yeah, it's pretty big.
It's pretty big.
So it stands out and sits right on the river.
You have to be on the opposite side of the river to see it out.
You can't see it from the street.
Well, you can, for crossing the bridge, you'd probably see the top of your walking path.
Yeah, walking path.
And probably the Douglas Street Bridge and probably from any of the buildings downtown.
Could be.
So.
And yes, that's pretty cool.
It seems strange that the county would do that.
Yeah, that's a county-owned building.
Yeah, the county surprises us every once in a while.
But your caption on the picture says exploration place is gone gay.
It's such a smart ass.
So at least.
I suppose they could just, because it's not literally the pride flag.
It's in like cross hatches or something.
Yeah.
They could say it was just art.
Yeah.
Possible to say it deniability.
Yeah.
So.
But it's pretty neat.
Yeah, I definitely would check it out.
Veteran 85 comes out in his heartbreaking obituary.
It's all about a guy who was in the army, I think.
And then the fire department and did lots of volunteer work and everything.
He lived to 85 and nobody knew he was gay except his boyfriend.
Hmm.
Well, sad.
And at the end of his, he wrote his own obituary.
And at the end it says, I must tell you one more thing.
I was gay all my life through great school, through high school, through college, through life.
I was in a loving and caring relationship with Paul Carvaggio of North Greenbush.
He was the love of my life.
We had 25 great years together.
Paul died in 1994.
From a medical procedure, God wrong.
I'll be buried next to Paul.
I'm so sorry for not having the courage to come out as gay.
I was afraid of being ostracized by my family, my friends and co-workers.
Seeing how people like me were treated, I just could not do it.
Now that my secret is known, I'll forever rest in peace.
That's sad.
That's very sad.
Yeah.
That's heartbreaking.
Especially the part.
Seeing how people like me were treated.
He could never get past that.
Anyway, there's a link to that article.
That's very sad.
It's amazing that some people still feel or in communities that are still like that,
where they got people around them that would force them to live in that kind of environment.
I guess we're fortunate where we have come out.
I was in the closet for a long time.
You came out relatively young, didn't you?
I was not forced out.
I don't know if I was forced out, but I finally just had enough.
It still took me years and years and years before.
People weren't stupid.
They saw me and my ex together all the time.
That's when we go out to the bar and stuff, so they kind of put two and two together.
We were always together.
We were always going on trips together.
But I remember coming up with bogus ideas of saying why we were just going on trips.
We went to Hawaii one time, and I said that I inherited money from my grandparents.
They wanted me to spend it, and he was the only person I knew who had money because he was an actual attorney.
But yeah, I mean, I just lied to him.
But I waited until my sister had my niece before I told my mom.
Let her tell them my mom had a grandchild, and you do it on that.
And not have any pressure on me for it.
I remember coming out to my mom.
My niece was born in July, and I came out to my mom in that Christmas.
Finally, and my mom said, you know, I love you no matter what.
Obviously, you know what mom?
She couldn't understand why.
It told me so long.
And then she acted like she didn't know.
But then later on, I started to be so more winded about it.
A whole bunch of us used to get together and go on a big family vacation together.
Me and my friends and my mom and my sister and all.
But she can run into a lot of my friends on that vacation.
Same way that you tell me.
And they were all like, it wasn't her spot.
It wasn't her place to tell you.
It was his job to tell you.
You know what I mean?
We were going to out them to you.
But hey, it all worked out.
I mean, you'll get to meet me with the love of my life.
So.
Well, the time to come out is when you are expending more energy hiding it than what benefits you get by not.
And there are some people come to that time.
It's taxing.
It's really taxing to hide it.
And you do feel weight off your shoulders, I think.
I certainly do.
It felt like I was walking around with this big heavy jacket on all the time.
And just worried about it's something I'm going to find out or something I'm going to know.
It felt like I could breathe again.
Just so.
You don't have a giant piano dangling over your head all the time.
Exactly.
So.
And then, you know, then you find out people.
And they're saying that you find out your real friends and the real people who love you.
You will lose some people.
I lost people that I thought were friends and obviously they weren't friends.
So, and I'm better off for it.
But it's when you're young, it's hard to take that step, but it is worth it and I'm going to run it scary.
But it's definitely worth it because those people truly aren't your friends.
If they can't accept you for truly to be your true self, then they're in for them.
And they, they're, they're not looking out for your best interest and they don't deserve to be in your life.
So, they don't, don't get off my soapbox once again.
I get on these little tangents.
I don't know.
So, that's my opinion.
That's my two cents.
The next one is a little bit of sarcasm that I, the profile on my account says sarcasm is a precious resource
that too often goes wasted.
I have a lot of sarcasm in my posts.
Like this one, when HR said you should keep your hands to yourself at work, they don't mean you should masturbate.
That's funny.
It's hell.
That's kind of cool.
The next post that you have is the gay pride.
Is that the other pride flag?
It is an animated GIF and I'm going to pronounce it GIF because that's the right way to pronounce it.
It's not GIF?
No, it's GIF.
It says so in the documentation.
Anyway, it has a, it's diagon, split down the middle diagonally and the left half has a, the gay pride colors descending and the right half has the leather pride colors ascending and it has a pink triangles rotating in the middle.
I have hundreds of these GIFs and I over time post them from time to time.
Okay, pretty neat.
This one is a headline, Tesla Shareholders Approved Musks 60 or 56 billion dollar paid package.
And I wrote that $3,703,703.81 per hour, assuming Musk works 40 hours a week.
To ridiculous.
There's no one on earth that should be making that much money.
Well, just imagine that he was walking down the street and he had $1,000 bills in his pocket.
And they started falling out.
It wouldn't be worth his time to go back and bend over and pick them up.
Yeah, there's people starving all over the world.
You have a man on this making $4,000,000 an hour.
You can live, one person can live on $4,000,000 for this relies.
Comfortably. Easily. And this man makes that one hour. That's crazy.
I mean, I think they didn't say like, "Basos or Musk, they could actually solve world hungry hunger if they wanted to with the money that they have."
I guess, but then when it's gone, what would it be?
Yeah, you can't be that, you know. But just, I mean, I mean, if you had that much money,
why don't you donate a ton of charity? Why don't you?
They probably do for tax purposes, but it's probably things that benefit them in the end.
I mean, I would, I would find things to come, like travel.
You could afford to hire somebody to find things for you.
Oh, committee, a whole business to go find things for you to donate the money to.
Bill and Melinda Gates did that.
They could have a foundation to spend their money.
Yeah. And I think they said flat out that when they die that they're not going to leave anything else,
they're going to spend, they're going to make sure that their children are comfortable.
But they're going to have everything else that's going to be cool on.
And that they're going to put it back into the community.
Well, it's not the longer Bill and Melinda, I think, are the rewards.
But good for them, you know what I mean?
You can't bring it with you.
So, but, yeah, I mean, I just, like, he could literally just stay driving on the street
and they're homeless guys. It's like, can't do the guy that changed it's in your pocket.
But like, here's $100,000.
And then it wouldn't be worth it's time to do that.
But I mean, he could easily just do that, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Oh, do you own crank or something?
By his Twitter and turns it into a Nazi safe house.
Yeah, exactly.
So, all right.
You're just running me again on my soap box, okay?
You had it open the next one.
There we go.
Gay Congressman Blast Marjorie Taylor Green, one of our favorite people on this podcast.
This is why we need more gay, I'm sorry.
This is why we need more queer people to run for office and more queer people running for them.
Otherwise, there would be nobody to post shit like this.
Okay.
And then it's just a link to the actual article.
Do you have it up?
Oh, I'm not going to open it.
Okay.
So, I'm going to go on to the next one.
All right.
Well, the next one I wrote here is a pretty good article about Polari, a subject we covered in episode 97.
Oh, okay.
So, if you click on that link, it takes you to a pretty good article about Polari.
Okay.
Well, you know, there's a kick back to one of the old episodes that we had.
Okay.
Describe the next one.
It's Jeff.
Okay.
It's the gay pride flag going up and down.
It says, "I need some really bad.
Are you really bad?"
Carson Martin.
That's cute.
Did you come up with that on your own?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Well, you weren't in that day.
Probably.
Um, the next one is also a Jeff with the pride flag colors.
And it says, "If men were meant to be fucked, they'd have a hole in their ass."
And it's a picture of a donkey with a hole on its eye.
God.
He's so ordinary.
God.
All right.
I hope somebody forwards that one so far, nobody has.
That's hilarious.
All right.
And then the next one is you being silly again.
It looks like you know why gay pride isn't turned in on September?
Because pride always goes before the fall.
Yeah.
There's probably going to be people who are old enough to understand that expression.
Yeah.
Oh, well.
Yeah.
That's on them then.
The next one is a picture of a small canister of Pringles.
And it says, "I have a question about these mini canisters of Pringles.
Why do they even bother to put lids on them?"
It's true.
Yeah.
I don't think I've ever sat down agent without eating the whole thing.
Yeah.
Because there's, like, 20 chips in them.
Something like that.
Yeah.
It's really a snack.
But that little can, it's kind of filling.
I guess.
The tip it is.
Yeah.
I think it is.
It's just what I guess it gives you a chance to stop.
Yeah.
Because they said if you didn't have a whole tube of one, I've done that before.
Have you?
No one of it.
I don't think so.
Yeah, I have.
And then felt like garbage after eating the whole thing of them.
So.
All right.
The next one is a forwarded meme.
I'm going to let you describe this.
It's a bunch of little kids doing a passion play.
Um, with one little kid, um, looks like they put makeup on him to looks looks like blood.
He's got a loin cloth and he's attached to a cross and there's these other little kids with, um,
like Roman uniforms and a little girl with a veil like Mary.
And the caption says, thank God they don't have to be traumatized by drag queens.
Yeah, that does it all.
That's just that is twisted.
I mean, and that little kid was probably mommy and daddy.
I don't know if I get to play Jesus in the passion and the passion play.
That is just sick.
And the parents are probably excited too.
That's so messed up.
And kids definitely going to be gay.
Wow.
That is crazy.
That is insane.
If you want to see these in person, you need to get on a mastodon and follow my account.
Okay.
The next post.
What was it about our podcast, but the last episode we had?
Oh, that's cute.
You put a picture of our, our wedding day on there.
Okay.
Read what it says.
Uh, this is episode one and six of the parent cover podcasts where we're going to talk about gay marriage facts.
Every time we post an episode, I put a post on with the cover from that episode.
And then I go back and delete the old ones because I don't want people to think that I do nothing but post our episodes on mastodon.
Okay.
There we go.
So she missed the last episode.
You can go back there and click on that.
Okay. The next one I wrote, Donald Trump is the Bodie McBook face of American politics.
And there's a link to the Wikipedia article on Bodie McBook face.
That's funny.
I think we talked about that enough.
That is recently.
You want to read the next one?
It's another meme of the guy.
The guy working on a car.
So as you ever think your job is pointless, there's a guy in Germany putting turns signals on BMWs.
That's pretty good.
Did you make that one?
No, I didn't.
That was a share.
There's a 40.
Yeah, that's good.
The next one is a picture of our driveway and everything is yellow.
It says that's not a filter.
That's what it actually looks like outside right now.
Okay.
It was before a storm.
It was after a storm.
I wasn't.
I think you were asleep.
Probably.
It looks like it's a dusk.
Yeah, it's right.
It's sunset.
Between the storm and sunset.
Everything is just completely mustard yellow.
Yeah, it's kind of weird looking.
Then the next one is it's an actual Ford.
Customers just aren't in the oil anymore.
They go with retention, says companies that regularly raise prices for unchanging services
and then offer discounts to new customers.
Another good point.
Another very good point.
So, yeah, instead of taking the care of the customers that you have,
they always want to incentivize the new customers coming in.
And they just expect you to just keep paying and putting ads in and
selling your privacy.
Yeah.
And then they wonder why people aren't faithful customers.
Yeah.
I say our company do things like this though.
We're trying to don't necessarily agree with.
So, we won't get into that.
The next one is a sign that I put up at work.
Okay. You want me to read it?
Yeah.
It's a sign that you put up and it's a rainbow flag in the middle of the flag.
Cut out and white, it says, "What have you done today to make you feel proud?"
That's a good sign.
And I have gotten a lot of reshairs on this particular panel.
Really?
That's good.
That's a good sign.
I guess there's a lot of share fans.
Yeah.
Have you gotten many comments at work word?
No.
Not a word.
Really?
Well, you made a good interest in comments the other day though.
You said that you were going to fly with about 200 people and you're the only one who has any kind of pride stuff there.
So, that makes you like a unicorn.
I guess there ought to be about 20 or 40 other people.
That's scary.
On that floor.
Yeah.
And I don't understand why you don't feel comfortable because they could come out because I don't feel any...
They might not be.
I mean, the odds are against that, but maybe they're just...
There's some people who don't like sharing anything like that at work.
The next one is another animated Jeff.
It says, "If you think I'm a pain in the ass, use more loob."
Nope.
I didn't put that one up at work though.
Well, that's good because you probably want to keep that one.
Keep that one to yourself and keep your job.
So, man, you can definitely use more loob.
The next one, you can read it.
It's a forwarded meme.
And then it says, "The picture of Trump kind of being prash like you normally always says, "Tonnell Trump is a man of deep convictions."
34 of them.
That's a good one too.
So, you're often...
You're just as unreunmined as you are in real life.
The next one is another forwarded meme that says, "Dear atheists, how is it that cavemen survived the asteroid?
But dinosaurs didn't."
That's good.
Somebody who doesn't get it at all.
Or maybe they think that those days was like the Flintstones.
I think the Flintstones was a documentary.
Yeah, that's it.
That's funny.
Okay, the next one is another link.
You go ahead.
It's an article, at the top of the article, basically says, "Eric Trump, "Blacks are swinging to Trump in spades.
If you need an explanation of that, then give up your life."
That is such a backhanded racist comment.
That's like putting on Blackface and not realizing that...
How could it be that stupid?
It's Eric Trump.
There's the answer, right there.
So, the next one is a drawing of a bee drinking from a cup of tea.
And it says, "It's algae bee tea month."
It's a nice little play on words.
Is that a new meme or a new chip from Apple?
I don't think so.
That's cute.
This one looks like it's a story.
From Florida, the greatest thing in the Union, joking.
So, Florida won't like Bridges and Rainbow colors.
So Jackson's told the algae bee tea community he did.
And it looks like it's a picture of a pretty massive bridge in Jacksonville.
Let's take a color, gay pride-fly colors, spanning across the bridge.
This is the kind of thinking that gay people are known for.
To turn lemons into lemonade.
How many people, there must have been hundreds of people standing on that bridge
with flashlights in different in the rainbow colors.
Because the governor won't allow them to do that.
It really needs them.
That's cool.
It's kind of like the red ribbons at eights.
Or at some of the funerals that Fred Phelps would protest at.
They would line up in these giant ainsel costumes with great big wings
that would hide the view of the protesters from the mourners.
Well, that's cool.
That's awesome.
Gay people always come up with a creative solution to a problem.
It should be proud.
This is another forwarded post.
The one thing that Trump hasn't tried yet to stop being convicted of felonies
is to stop committing felonies.
Okay.
Good point.
The next one you won't get.
No, I don't.
How much you talked about that?
It has a couple of hashtags, Star Trek and Discovery.
And the quote is, "Breen and brine, what is brine?"
No idea what that means.
There are people listening right now who are laughing their asses off.
Who are Star Trek fans and know exactly what that means.
Good for you guys.
It's an episode widely considered to be the worst Star Trek episode ever made
where they extracts Spock's brain and put it into a machine.
And they keep asking this woman on the planet where is Spock's brain?
And she says, "Breen and brine, what is brine?"
Okay.
The next one is a gif that you have.
And it's basically rainbow colors going down in two silhouettes of bodies,
like cartoon characters.
It says, "You show me yours and I'll show you mine."
That's cute.
Okay.
The next one is a comment from me saying, "Remember the days when just the hint of a scandal would end a politician's career."
Very valid point.
Not that long ago, and still in some cases, but I don't know.
Trump just seems to be more perfect.
Yeah, Teflon.
Teflon down.
Yeah.
It's very true.
I mean, I mean, you remember the days like everybody said up to ET when he said, "Pick 'em up by the..."
You know, that's what it ended any...
any buddy's career, political career, any...
I mean, he said it himself, literally.
On camera.
I could shoot.
He said that, and I could shoot someone in the middle of Times Square and probably get away with it.
And these morons in this country was still frickin' broke for his ass, and I just...
I really, really hope that he does not get an office in November.
Another problem with that is if he doesn't get an office, he can just run it again in another four years.
So you would rather have him in office?
He gets an office.
He's never leaving.
Yeah, he's already set.
His plans are to dissolve the Congress and...
Yeah, basically be a monarch.
Yeah, he will never leave if he gets an office and there's 77 million people in this planet
or this nation that would be for it, which is scary as I'll get out.
But if he gets in, he will never leave.
Well, I don't know.
Every time we think something is just the ultimate worst thing, something else comes along.
No.
Still, I don't want to test those waters.
Oh.
Okay.
The next is a quote from out.com says, "Rest in power, queer giants, knowing we will not only
simply stand on your shoulders, will march, dance, educate, vote, and fight like hell to blaze
new trails for our future inheritors."
That's cool.
That's a really good sign.
It's a take on a quote that I wish I remembered who said it, but where somebody was congratulated
for an accomplishment and he said, "I merely stand on the shoulders of those who came before."
Okay.
The next one is a picture of me and you, Botanica.
It's taken in the same spot where we married each other nine years ago today.
It was on our anniversary.
Mm-hmm.
It's a picture of us.
So.
Yep.
The next one is another animated gif.
It says, "I only date guys who were 12 inches tall when they're laying on their back."
And you see the bottom part of that.
That's funny.
Yeah, dirty bird.
Mm-hmm.
The next one says, "Someone glued my deck of cards together in a hot block.
I can't deal with this.
That's funny.
That's funny."
The next one says, "The adult version of head, shoulders, knees, and toes is wallet glasses,
keys, and foam."
Mm-hmm.
So that is now.
I think I put that one up at work.
OK.
We'll let you describe this next one.
It's a meme.
I did not make it.
It shows all of the planets, all 90 planets in the sun.
It says, "Well, this is awkward because all of the planets are globes, but earth is flat."
Mm-hmm.
So it's a picture of them.
And then you have a picture of earth as a fly.
I can.
Desk.
What do you say?
Yeah.
Some.
That's funny.
Another group of very talented people around that occupy the surface of this.
This is a picture of Harrison Butler who was a chief's kicker.
He was a complete moron, and he came into after his speech at that small Catholic school.
This says, "How come the right is opposing shut up and kick for this guy?"
I seem to remember LeBon James, Colin Kaepernick, and Serena Williams being told to shut up and stick
to their sport.
I wonder what the difference could be.
And he's a white guy.
So that's the difference.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Very, very well parent.
You know what I mean?
It's very parent-wide.
They're told to shut up and keep quiet when he and his father's ignorance left and right.
It's very appropriate meme.
The next one is Google 2004.
Don't be evil.
Google 2024.
Don't be useful.
Mm-hmm.
Hm.
I think they're taking that to heart.
Yeah.
You know.
Okay.
Yeah.
This next one is a clip that you put into the sound clip.
Not a clip.
It's pretty long.
It looks like.
But it seems to me it sounds recorded.
They're a shrine.
A lot of birds in that exhibit.
A lot.
Yeah.
We were there today actually.
So they got them.
So it's actually they'll shrine outpecking South American exhibit.
So there's a lot of birds in the South American part.
They got them calls and bunch of different parents.
But then there's a lot of birds in the Australian parts.
They've cockatoo's and other birds.
And they're pretty much free roaming.
Yeah, you walk through them.
Yeah.
So it's pretty neat.
It's probably one of my favorite known exhibits.
They just redid it all.
So it's really.
It's come a long way compared to what it used to be.
Definitely.
So it's actually enjoyable now.
But you got to.
It can be very loud.
So.
Okay.
The next one is an animated GIF that shows six different guys in different colors of the rainbow.
And it says tastes the rainbow.
Not really funny.
Not really pointing it.
I don't really know what it is.
But it's there.
Next one it says.
It's a meme.
It says.
Or Jeff.
If gay people can't get married because it goes get ruined.
And then you can't have cookies because I want to die it.
That's that's good.
Perfect.
Doesn't those have to be said?
The next one is an animated GIF of Darth Vader.
It says.
Who's your daddy?
That's funny.
Okay.
The next one.
I don't know how much longer.
How many we want to do a bit?
Yes.
We can do this one.
It doesn't matter.
I'm going to call today after that.
So people.
So people can actually check out your master.
So we don't have to read all the.
Your post.
Well, on my walk today, a woman passed me and then asked me.
What the round thing on my arm was.
Only in Kansas would a stranger ask such a personal question without thinking anything of it.
I told her it's a hologram device that makes me appear human.
That's funny.
You're the now.
I would have loved it.
No, not really.
I was going on in a brain.
Oh, completely blank.
I just walked a long time.
Yeah.
She probably went home and freaked out.
Probably got a Google in it.
So I hope so.
She probably had Trump voter.
So not much upstairs anyway.
That is so funny.
All right.
So you want to do one more?
Yeah.
Okay.
The next one is a shared comment.
It says the Brit called for a general election in July.
Other than they plan to get billions of dollars in dark money and years ago horse race media coverage out of that.
It's like they don't even know what elections are for.
More of a comment on American politics.
Yeah.
British politics.
Yeah.
Well, I'll share one more.
Okay.
It's an animated GIF as a bunch of soap bubbles.
It says virginity is like a soap bubble.
One prick and it's gone.
That's good.
That's funny.
All right.
Well, that's our show this week.
Kind of did a little white or the version of it.
Once again, if you want to follow me on mastodon, my count name is Baehr spelled B-A-E-H-R.
If you just search for it on mastodon, you'll find it.
Okay.
So that's the easiest way to find you.
All right.
Well, that's our episode for this week.
Do you have a joke for us this week?
Yes.
Why do mastodons have trunks?
I don't know.
Why do mastodons have trunks?
Because they look pretty silly with just glove boxes.
Fair dork.
That's my husband, folks.
All right.
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Yes, it's Curadh.
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