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This is episode 119 of the Baehr and Curadh podcast, we're going to talk about football language.
It is going to explain some football terms for the Gays.
I will guess what I think it is and he will tell me what it really is.
This should be very interesting, so some of these are proper terms, some of them are just
like Lingo for the sport too, so.
All right, first one, three-point stance.
Three-point stance, bending over for sex with one hand rubbing your penis.
No, that's a good one though.
It is bending over, it's one hand in front of you, then you're two of that likes.
That's three-point stance, but it's generally lined up on it.
I think I like my version better.
Yeah, you're going to like all your versions better.
When it's basically the way they line up, three points dance is probably lined up on the
offensive defensive line.
Okay, end zone.
The round area between the bottom of the back and the top of the legs.
God, this is going to be so interesting.
No, the end zone is where you score a touchdown, is it 10-yard area in the back of the each
end of the field where you score a touchdown?
10 yards.
You just can come within 10 yards and you win.
No, it's a 10-foot area, it's up 40 by 10, so you get the ball in that area.
You get a touchdown, so you can either run it in or pass it in, okay?
Offensive play.
Any kind of gay sex viewed by Republicans?
Offensive play is exactly what it says.
It's 10-foot a play committed by the offense score touchdown, okay?
Penetration.
Inserting one's penis, okay.
Penetration is the act of getting the ball down the field, penetrating through the line.
So, you get dirty the way you look at it, anyway you look at that one, okay?
Tight end and split end.
The anus before sex and after sex.
I'm not even going to touch that one, I'm just going to leave that one as it is.
God, are we going to make it through this?
Score.
What you tell your friends you did last night?
That's a good one too, scores when you put the points up on the board, in your score points.
All the way.
Where gay men go on the first date?
That's a good point, yeah, most of the time.
The only way means you go all the way down the field, sort of, you got it, God, on top.
The inserting partner, on top, major winning, you're on top.
So, I guess that's either win, either way, creamed, what you did after orgasm, okay, creamed
means you got killed, you got peed up, you lost, so, tight spot.
What a virgin bottom has.
All right, tight spot is commended by much of different things like, uh, you're at the end
of the game, um, you're basically in a tight spot, you got to figure a way out, okay?
In the seam.
Well, your foreskin gets cut, and the seam is basically playing, okay, little in depth right
here, basically the way they line up, it's in the seam, it's basically generally reserved
to the middle of the field, and that's where the quarterback will fill the ball to, your
sweat end, so you're going on about that, but it basically in the seam is the area of the
ball, um, wow, pound it in there.
With the top has to do when the bottom has a tight spot, okay, pounding in there is generally
reserved, then when they have the ball to go online, and it's a pound of a point to the
end zone to get the touch down, but so you need to do that, get a field goal, work your,
earn extra point and kick a field goal when they get pounded in right at the ball.
Get to the ball in time.
Finishing before the bottom does, wasn't that selfish, pound it in there, okay, get to the
ball in time, basically, uh, it's exactly what it means, get to the ball in time, being
the opponent to the ball, fake pumps.
With the top does after losing interest, okay, trying to think, uh, with a good term, we're
definitely sure to have it.
Isn't that when they pretend to throw the ball, but they don't?
Yeah, yeah, sorry, it's, yeah, exactly, you just said something up perfectly, uh, you'll
see them like reach back at actually.
I know all about this.
What you do, you're brilliant, I'm on best hands.
What you need if you didn't score tonight.
Good point, best hands, basically, the best receiver, you have salt hands, means you can catch
the ball, you can put on top things.
So, if you have soft hands, you have a hard heart, okay, fight for every inch.
Trying to convince your partner to bottom for you, wow, so that was a good answer, fight for
every inch, basically get to first down, you're fighting for every inch to get to first down.
So, okay, wow, eight men in the box, an orgy with only one bottom, that'd be a crowd of
the box, eight men in the box means to get a fully little box, it's going to be too much defense
in one area, so it's not all we go to do, but the kind of front on opponent, okay, the end
around.
Rubbing the bottom's penis while inserting from behind, you put a lot of salt in these, didn't
you?
Now I know what you did yesterday, the end around is a play that you run when the wide receiver
comes around the back end and around, so it's a play, this stuff, it's a play, going deep.
What you can do with an experienced bottom, going deep is throwing the ball to the bottom,
so, okay, get it off.
Rubbing the bottom does after the top is left, oh God, get it off, I'm not sure, get it off
in time, basically means start to play before the clock runs out, alright, get him from behind.
The same is end around, but with both hands.
That's a good one, get him from behind.
Do you mean multiple things, you have an attack on someone tracking down the team from behind,
you can be in a bunch of different things, so we go block in the back.
When the bottom is constipated and we only do oral, it's basically, when you're running
down the field then someone comes up from behind, without the other person seeing the handsome,
okay.
Alright, illegal touching.
Placing your fingers on your partner after he's come to orgasm, that's a good one, don't touch
me, don't touch me, don't touch me, don't even look at me, turn the port off, let's
go cross now, illegal touching, basically, God, illegal touching, basically an illegal act,
touching someone inappropriately, you're not supposed to do it, so, alright, a 300 pound
center.
All I have to say is that big boys are like mopeds, they're fun to ride as long as they
see you.
Alright, 300-pound center is basically a big guy of them, that's a wine, mopeds, they're
given it's a wine, basically the wine, alright, the backfield is in motion.
When the bottom tries to compensate for an inexperienced top.
Okay, backfield is in motion, basically means the running back or someone behind the quarterback
is moving and should be moving.
So, I like all your versions better, okay, beatings into the ball, having an orgasm before
your partner is ready to finish, okay, beatings to the ball means either offensive defense
got to the ball quicker than the other team, so you got beatings to the ball, okay, slot
me in.
I can't decide if that's the top or bottom, okay, slot me in is basically either wide
or see the wide of closest to the line, basically closest to the center, okay, coming out early.
Having gay six before moving out of your parent's house, okay, see the hole.
What an inexperienced top has to do.
See the hole.
Basically, see the hole is when the running back comes up to the line and they're running,
they have to find the hole, which is going to be opened up by the offensive line so they
can get through an offensive ball, okay, squirting out.
Finishing long after your partner has, okay, squirting out, generally means basically here,
the player is caught up to the line and then it'll kind of squirt out, like all of a sudden
he appears out to the other side, you know what I mean, okay, you like your version better,
I like you like your version better, I like all your versions better, okay, oh God, pile
on the bottom.
It's another term for an orgy with only one bottom, okay, yeah, pile on the bottom is basically
after the ball, after the player has been tackled, everyone piles on that person, the pile
on the bottom.
Same one position.
When you really need to come to orgasm, but your muscles are starting to cramp.
Hmm, okay, basically, what it says, same one position, just basically just stuck playing
that spot, okay, ball carrier.
That's the word for cock ring.
Well, you caught me off guard on that one, basically the player who has the ball, oh God, I can't.
Really halfway through.
I know, that's a part, bump and run.
When you put your clothes back on and leave before your partner is done.
Well, that's cold, that's cold hearted.
The run 300-pound is basically the way defense lines up, the bumps of receiver before they let
them run down the field, then, completion.
When both guys have come to orgasm, okay, completion means completion, basically throwing the ball
and the receiver catching it, crack back block.
When the bottom's too strong out to do anything, okay, crack back.
It's basically a bad way to tackle someone, hit them well, okay, encouragement.
Three way where the other top is having more fun than you.
Hmm, that's a good point, that can happen quite a bit to encouragement, if this is lying
up legally on the defensive line and encouraging other players, mine, some, holding.
Nobody does after sex, actually don't touch me, don't touch me, whole number.
What lesbians have more of?
That has to be it, because I don't ever heard that term before, use a football, all right,
hurry up offense.
When you really wish your sex partner would just finish and be done with it.
Hurry up offense is basically, they're trying to get in any place and before you either
have time or anything, okay, got it, all right, we're having a quiz after this, so, on
your definitions, okay, hang time.
Another thing that nobody does after sex.
Well, fumble.
What two inexperienced men do during sex?
Yeah, fumbles when they lose the ball and, you know, can fail to recover it, so, yeah, pretty
common in football, interference.
When your potential sex partner is more interested in your roommate than you, hmm, that's
rough.
Interferences are basically, like, passion, appearances, when the, some of them in person
seem, but interferes with your ability to catch the ball, okay, loose ball.
When but your testicles fall out of the cock ring, back to you and your cock ring, loose
ball means on someone's lost possession of the ball and it's basically, ball and round
the field, so you got loose ball, okay, over time.
Sex the less for more than four minutes, over time means that they can finish the game
with a lot of time, so what they'll do is don't generally go to, over time, or extra time
to see who can win the game, come, personal foul.
When your sex partner wants to do that kinky thing that you won't, don't want anything
to do with, hmm, that's a good one.
Personal foul basically on the legal play committed to another player, so same thing, just
a different circumstance, sac.
The bed.
Oh, really?
I thought you were going to say they're not sac, okay?
Sac is basically tack on the quarterback for a loss, sign judge.
And one guy is not interested in a three way, hmm, okay, hmm, okay, side judge basically
one of the officials on the sideline, they call him the side judge, so a different service
problem, a different point of view, too many men on the field, and orgy where the one bottom
is already worn out, okay, and too many men on the field, yeah, too many men on the field,
there's a lot of the 11 guys on the field at one point, two-minute warning.
When the top says he's about to have an orgasm, okay, two-minute warning is the last two minutes
of the first half or the end of the game, unsportsmanlike conduct, kissing, wow, win, bam,
thank you sir, get out now, don't touch me, unsportsmanlike conduct is basically what
it says unsportsmanlike conduct, so pretty self-explanatory, unnecessary roughness, there
is no such thing, okay, hit the hole.
What an inexperienced top has difficulty doing, good point, gaped discipline.
When the preppy bottom doesn't want to wrinkle as close by leaving him on the floor, gaped
discipline means basically sticking to your assignment on your blocking pattern, basically
when you're on the offensive line, you have a responsibility to block a certain place,
a person staying disciplined to stay there and do your job, basically, okay, so you're
getting into him now, getting stripped.
What happens to the preppy bottom, okay, what is it getting stripped and basically the ball
gets stripped, I'm trying to think of the best way, basically you have the ball and you're
carrying the ball, trying to get it first down, someone comes in and takes it from me, it's
getting stripped.
I'm trying to figure it out how to put it in layman terms, okay, ball skills.
The ability to hold off your orgasm until the other guy finishes.
Wow, that is skills, ball skills, basically, it's a term for basically saying you have skills,
you have ball skills, you have the ability to do things that most people don't.
Okay, last one, you're excited about this one, double teamed.
Two couples having the four way, okay, double teamed means basically teaming up, the other
tackle, some are a bot for someone, so, well, that was a very interesting, interesting podcast
to say the least.
One of our shortest two, it is, yeah, we went through them pretty quick, you were really
good at it though, I mean, I liked your comments a lot better than most of what they met.
So, do you have a joke this week?
When is it?
Did you hear about the gay football game?
The Browns versus the Packers.
Oh, God, very fitting, very, very fitting, all right.
We hope you liked episode 119 of the Baehr and Curadh Podcast.
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This is Curadh.
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