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I love you Curadh, this is episode 131 of the Baehr and Curadh podcast.
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We're going to talk about recogged ocolates.
Okay, I didn't read that part of this before.
What are recogged ocolates?
You don't know?
No, you knew you were sending it for that joke.
Okay, everybody who's listening to this, email to us what a recogged ocolates is.
And then Curadh will know.
Okay.
So, I'll never know.
Season.
I think it's nobody ever write this.
Well, no one listens.
All right, first one, I guess, not first one.
I guess this is the first recogged accolade.
What do you close say about you?
Let's be in.
New?
Yeah.
You think no?
No, I just pre-plainly, I like lots of flannel.
You dress like a Baehr.
You dress like a lumberjack.
Hmm.
That's...
In other words, lesbian.
No, it doesn't mean that I did dress like men, as that's...
So...
No, I think the way you dress this is how you feel about yourself.
Comfortable.
Comfortable?
Yeah.
I would say that too.
Me too.
I will not wear a pair of pants because it makes my eyes look better.
I would rather wear a comfortable pair of pants.
Yeah.
Um, but yeah, I mean, it's, uh, I think, I'm a part of you dress, uh, no, it's just, it's
a lot of...
Do you think it's a lot about you or no?
No, I don't think it says much about me.
Yeah.
So...
What about the way you dress?
You have lots of Tommy Middlefinger clothes.
Tommy Middlefinger, listen to you.
And I think it's a little relaxed, comfortable.
I think I dress well.
I think I'd like to dress up.
Um, I don't really dress up any longer.
I used to, quite a bit, but I would go out and stuff, but I do enjoy...
I do, you know, I do, like, shopping for clothes and stuff like that.
We haven't done that in a long time, but I know you hate it.
That's why we don't go.
Um, but no, I think I'm, I'm comfortable relaxed.
So...
You don't agree with that?
See when I would go out, I would wear a bare hat and little elves.
Getting little elves?
Yeah.
Well, I was going to different bars than you were going to act ill.
Okay.
Yeah.
Why would you wear a bare hat, like people are going to tell you that you want a bare hat?
Okay.
Remember, the first night, I told you I'd be wearing a hair that says "Baehr" on it.
That way you would know who I was.
Yeah.
So, I wasn't the first victim.
Always in a public place.
Oh, yeah, in a public place.
All right.
Which one of a, which one of you has the worst luck?
I don't know.
I think we've both lived pretty charmed lives.
Yeah.
I mean, we really...
Things could have turned out a lot worse for either one of us.
Yeah.
I mean, but diabetes and all that stuff, they've been mean to the ability to take care of it.
Now we're just going to get to deal with all the side effects of diabetes.
So yeah, I would say, I mean, by chance though, I mean, like small things, who do you think
you have worst luck, nothing big, just like little happening.
I think it must be me.
I think it's you.
Yeah.
I think just little things.
Yeah.
Things just...
Things seem to stack on you.
Mm-hmm.
Like, you can't just have like one thing and then you're good.
It's always a few things, they kind of pile up on you to me, so...
And you wonder why I'm crabby all the time?
What did I know?
Because there's a cat eating somewhere.
Um, figures.
Okay.
Okay, what first world problem does you have?
Yesterday, we lost the internet for hours and couldn't turn any lights on or off.
Yeah.
That's true.
Yeah.
It's frustrating, though.
Sure is.
And we couldn't get online, either.
Yeah.
So, we couldn't...
We were stuck.
Couldn't watch TV, except for broadcast TV and that suck.
That doesn't bother me.
I watch broadcast TV all the time, those...
Interrupted by commercials every two minutes.
That's true.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, yeah, I agree with that.
That's the biggest first world problem that we have recently.
Okay.
What simple change could you make in your life that would have made the biggest positive
impact?
Can my blood sugars under better control?
Okay.
Me, you?
Mm-hmm.
Same thing.
Um, I'd say a million dollars to make the biggest change in my life.
Well, okay.
All right.
That's fair.
Okay.
So, what's the fullest you've ever been?
Pretty much any meal after taking Ozempic.
Really?
Doesn't make you that blood?
It makes me feel full all the time.
Really?
In a last row, wow, doesn't it?
A week.
That's not normal.
That's weird.
But I think the worst of it is like the next day after taking it.
Okay.
And then you feel...
Which is why I take it on Fridays so that I don't pinch on the weekends.
You have the weekend?
Oh, okay.
So, it's so basically you get full and then as a week, it kind of wins.
I think so.
Okay.
That's terrible.
It's not one of those.
There's other drugs where you can take a half a dose, you know.
Instead of taking two pills every day, you could take one pill every 12 hours.
You can't do that with Ozempic.
You can't split the dose.
Oh, okay.
The fullest I've ever been, I don't think I've ever been full, I eat all the time.
I'm a snacker, but I'm probably after Christmas dinner or Thanksgiving dinner, I would say.
That's weird.
We didn't eat anything, thanksgiving.
This year I didn't, last year I did, I ate a lot last year and this year was in the beginning
of when I started not feeling well.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you have osteoporosis.
Well, that's the doctor said they didn't have- oh, sorry, I said that wrong, gastrophoresis.
Yes, gastrophoresis.
I don't have osteoporosis, gastrophoresis, yes.
Well, the doctor said that too.
So, well, we don't know, but is there a test they can do?
I don't know.
It could be like the bile acid problem that I have.
There is a test for that, but it's only available in Europe and it costs a couple of thousand
dollars to take it alone, getting there.
And he said, really, all you can do is take the cure and see if you get better.
So, that's why I drink that resin twice a day.
Okay.
What job would you be absolutely horrible at?
I don't know.
Don't say gigolo.
That would be one.
I don't know.
For me, it would be anything dealing with the public.
I was going to say yours customer service, yours is easy.
Would I be good at?
I couldn't do your job.
There's no way.
I'm not dealing with the public, I mean, that would be mine.
It's a question away in some cases.
Oh, God.
Can you imagine me being just, I couldn't, could you see me being happy doing computer work?
Probably not.
I don't have the attention span to sit there and pray it out of the day to do it.
Just like when my grandmother decided to, well, I don't know, decided it was, was told.
She had to give up her driver's license and she complained to me, but I have to go somewhere
every day.
Uh-huh.
And I go, Grandma, you're not going to get anything for me because I would love to just stay at home
every day, all day, and not have to go anywhere and see anybody.
Yeah, you need to be completely content and never to leave this house again.
And you know me, I have to get out of the house at least once a day.
Yeah, there's no way I couldn't, I couldn't do it.
So, yeah, I guess we have to be not dealing with the public.
So, who in the movie business seems the most down to earth?
Do you know who Sean Levy is?
Sean Levy.
Yes.
Eugene Levy's son.
I didn't know that.
Who's Sean Levy?
Who is he in?
He's in Shifteri.
He directed, um, Deadpool and Wolverine.
Okay.
He also directed Free Guy.
Okay.
Yeah.
Eugene Levy's son.
Yeah.
He's in those commercials.
They aim at commercials.
You know, watch commercials.
Huh.
He own kids, he's pretty young, well, 30s, 40s, retractors, black hair.
I don't necessarily think of him as attractive.
Well, I mean, not our type, but.
He also directed several episodes of Stranger Things.
Okay.
There was a documentary on Disney, um, about him making, um, the Deadpool and Wolverine
movie.
And he just seems very down to earth, a very easygoing guy.
Mm-hmm.
Always happy.
Good.
A lot of directors are brooding all the time.
Mm-hmm.
Especially the director.
Oh, my god.
I don't want to be on this documentary whatsoever.
Yeah.
Um, but, um, that guy Sean Levy, he seemed very down to earth.
Maybe he's just figured out how to play that.
Yeah.
I would probably say Pedro Pascale, just 'cause I've seen interviews with him and he seems
down to earth and he seems bothered with fame.
He doesn't want to be famous and I think that's what I find charming about him.
Like, he's, he's actually, he doesn't get the whole fame thing.
He doesn't want to be fame.
He just, it's just, it's just, he acts and he goes, I don't understand why people freak
out about it.
He's just a job to me.
What was the name of that gay western he was in?
I don't know.
I can't remember it.
He seems pretty, um, over the top of that movie, but I guess that's acting.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, they're, you know what I mean?
I mean, if he ever seen any of his interviews, he's really laid back.
He's nothing like, you see, like on TV, like in the last of us, he was brooding and a lot
of stuff and then, well, you know, the game is turned and a lot of stuff.
So, he's a, you mean, but that's just really off the top of my head.
I mean, there's probably other people out there that I'd like to, to me or, you know what I mean?
Or it would seem really more down the earth, but he seems real down the earth to me.
But...
What job doesn't exist but should?
I've, there's probably some out there, I don't know, my name's Boyper, I, someone to wait
my ass.
I don't know.
What?
I know you haven't answered this.
Constitutional reviewer.
Isn't that what the Supreme Court's was to?
I don't like the way it works.
Okay.
The lawmakers make a law.
They get enough of them together for a quorum.
They pass the law, if the president doesn't like it, he vetoes it.
If they don't like that, they overturn the veto.
He goes into effect in, usually in a future time to give people time for the law.
And then somebody violates the law and they challenge it in court.
And then that court goes up to a higher court, and that court goes up to a higher court and
finally gets to the Supreme Court who decides whether it's constitutional or not.
Why don't they just do the constitutional review at the beginning?
In the beginning of before the UN gives them all the rigmarole, and that's a good point.
That's good.
That's a really good idea.
Because no, it'll take in the constitutional amendment to get a constitutional review done.
And then we have to go, so that's a really good idea though, even if it's a board.
Right.
Let the Supreme Court do it.
Most of the time they're just sitting around writing an opinion in any way.
Yeah.
Put your jump, it doesn't exist, but you should, cat trainer.
He looks so smug and satisfied with anything.
It's true, but it'll never work because cats refuse to be trained.
That's a good answer.
You look at me.
You look at me like you don't know if you're mad at me or you're laughing at me.
All right.
What besides wealth do you never have enough of sex?
Sex.
Sex, man.
If I'm not enough of, you can take it to his love.
You don't think you have enough love?
No, or I can never have enough of your love.
You mean sex.
You mean sex?
Yeah.
All right, you got a joke for us this week?
Very short episode.
That's a very short episode.
Do you know why a pregnant woman in the hospital was yelling, "shouldn't, couldn't, wouldn't,
can't?"
"shouldn't, wouldn't, couldn't, can't, no."
She was having contractions.
Oh, shit.
That was cute.
All right.
You're terrible.
We hope you liked episode 131 of the Bear and Curadh podcast.
This is Baehr.
This is Curadh.
Goodbye.
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