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We're going to play fabulous, bitchy, or boring.
This should be fun.
I made this game up myself.
Did you?
Yeah.
Okay.
Did you come up with all the people?
Well, yeah.
I kind of haven't had to have a format.
Yeah.
All right.
First person.
Taylor Swift.
Um, I guess I'm going to say fabulous.
Oh, I'm going to say fabulous.
Don't you need not say fabulous.
It's Taylor.
It's T-Swift.
Is it, like, one of the richest performers in the world?
No, she is after that hair store.
So she could afford to be bitchy if she wanted to be?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Or boring.
Maybe she is.
And we just don't know.
Yeah.
Exactly.
I'm, she's allowed to have a public persona and a private persona.
Yeah, very much so.
Just like us.
Mm-hmm.
So.
But sorry, why didn't I get the hiccups on the center?
That's not good.
Um, the next person that Travis Kelsey?
Is it Kelsey or Kills?
Killsie.
Um, you know, he is.
I'm going to go with boring.
That's what I was going to say, too.
Well, you know who he is, right?
Is he a Baehr?
Yeah.
Kind of.
Is he a football player?
Yes.
Is he dating Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift?
Yes.
Okay.
I don't know who he is.
You know who he is.
Shut up.
Don't be kind of sending.
All right.
Donald Trump.
How could we say anything but bitchy?
Bitchy or boring?
There's a lot of other adjectives I like to use, but I can't.
Fabulous in one of them.
No, fabulous.
Very far from fabulous.
So.
All right.
This is going to go quick.
Elton John.
Fabulous.
Of course.
Fabulous.
It's the dawn of the game.
Yeah.
He's the godfather.
Yeah.
He's the godfather.
The game of the game.
Yeah.
I bet he's a little bitchy, too.
Oh.
The hell of bitchy.
Yeah.
I mean, that's his whole persona, but that's what makes him fabulous.
Especially since he went blind.
Blind.
Yes.
He's totally blind now.
He's just on Jimmy Fallon.
He looks fine.
He walked out on the stage by himself.
Was that an old episode?
It must have been an old episode?
No.
Because he's completely blind now.
He had an infection and it affected both eyes and he's completely blind.
Huh.
And you know that?
That's crazy.
That sucks.
I as I recall, it's not just legally blind.
He's like completely blind.
Hmm.
Okay.
Oh, sure.
Sure.
I'm torn between fabulous bitchy and boring.
Yeah.
I'm going to say fabulous because I think we're going to lose our gay quarter if they don't
say it.
I can't go against the godmother.
Yeah.
No, I think the godmother of gays is Barbra Streisand.
Yeah.
Say, there's a lot of females, seniors, though, that are godmother, so we're both old.
We'll probably come across a few of them before we're done.
Yeah.
So Joe Rogan, boring bitchy, bitchy, yeah.
Can't move along.
Fabulous isn't in his vocabulary or anything.
No.
Madama, Madama, don't we have to say fabulous even if we think it's bitchy?
Yeah.
So, what we have to, so, yeah.
Otherwise, we'll lose our one listener.
Yeah.
Don't want to do that.
He's Jackman.
Boring.
Boring?
Yeah.
He's kind of one.
Think I'm gone.
So.
Yeah.
That pool was probably his last shirtless movie.
Probably.
Yeah.
He still looks good.
He's easy on the eyes.
I don't know.
I haven't seen him in person.
Oh.
I think into a lot with Hollywood magic.
Yeah, but he still looks, probably looks like, I mean, he looks okay, so.
He wouldn't throw him out.
Okay.
Uh, Chandler Bing.
Be honest.
Boring.
Yeah.
He looks like boring.
Yeah.
Like the definition of boring.
Yeah.
Do you know what he's, what kind of work he does?
He's a data analyst.
He said what?
A data analyst.
Data analyst.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
It's whatever they said.
It was on there.
But he's like, yeah, it's, that's part of the joke about friends on those with Chandler
does.
Do you know what he does?
Mm hmm.
Yeah.
Say.
But he's like, yeah, he does.
Yeah.
He enters, he's a data entry pretty much.
So mostly anal from analyst.
Chandler.
All right.
Kim Kardashian.
Boring.
Bitchy.
Yeah.
All those people from Jersey are bitchy.
She's from Ford.
She's from California.
What are you talking about?
Isn't she on Jersey Shore? No Kim Kardashian. She is the one that
Thump Thad was of the OJ trial and she's the one that had a parent tape and became famous for nothing for basically a big ass
Never in her family. Yeah, I have no idea. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, you're thinking it's Snooki or somebody. She's a piece of work, too
Robert DeNiro
fabulous
Really? Yeah. After we came out and did against Trump and all that stuff. Oh, yeah
Did he do? Oh, he was really gonna get Trump for the election
He held price conference. Oh, he's gonna turn up dead probably you know, Trump will probably charge him for treason or something like that
So, but now I like Robert DeNiro. So, I think he's a great American. I think he's a great actor. I think he's one of the best actors ever
So, I don't know that I've seen him anything because they tend to avoid those kind of meetings
You know, yeah, so very good actor Paul Rudd
boring
What do you think boring with a little bit of fabulous? Yeah, yeah, I
Think Ant-Man kind of saved his career. Yeah, well all the little Marvel things are you just good? I think saved
None of those people ever So, to work in anyone it did do so, but yeah, I
Haven't seen anything after that though. Have you?
Yeah, he's done a bunch of things. Okay, um, he did that one where he played the
Annoying brother that was sleeping on
Women's couch. Oh, yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah, he's So, done a lot of stuff. I just haven't seen him since Ant-Man and very much
That's what I mean
Okay, Yoda fabulous
Always can't go against the little green a little bit of bitchy
Yeah
But it's in a little bit of boring man, but it's still Yoda using man
You're not a big star
We got eight minutes and a bit we're just about done. No, I think we got plenty more
Graham Norton
I don't know that much about him. I mean, I think he's funny. So, I would just say
Now, let's think about that for a second. What is Graham Norton actually funny?
Or does he
Bring funny people on his tux show and sponge off of them. That's true. I mean, he's got to get him to talk though
Kind of give him some credit. I guess so
Fabulous is a little bit of a strong word for that man. I think so I know it's fabulous. Can you have an have and
Occasionally, he's bitchy to get those people to open up
So, let's say bitchy then good bitchy though
Maybe caddy. Okay, there you go. That's a good quality for a gay man. Mm-hmm
Okay, Harrison Ford boring. Do you know he actually got an award for the most boring actor?
Oh really? Yes, I can see it. I mean
Actually, done really anything I mean, were you? Um, didn't they bring it up on?
Big bang theory that in all the movies that he was in
The movies would not have changed any if he weren't in them at all. It's big bang theory
Yeah, nothing but a change and there's a couple of them. Even if he was in it or not
It's still what I can't
And the first one was that um, you know, it's a couple of them
I can't the arc of the covenant arc of the covenant. Yeah
And the crystal skull that is all of them if he hadn't been in the
The end would not have changed. Yeah, they're all so to say the same
That's a good episode of big bang theory too because they just ruined it for children so but yeah, okay
Captain jack Harkness
Because they don't know who this is. I had to read that. Yeah, um, I don't know anything about him. So, I'm gonna say boring
Well, he's a fictional character in the doctor who universe. Okay, and he's
What is what's the guy's name Jack something or other who starts?
Who portrays that character? Oh, I don't know. Um, he's gay. Mm-hmm
He also started starting torchwood which was a spin-off from
Dr. who okay
And lately he's been in a lot of trouble because of
sexual harassment of the of the movie crew
and that's mainly because of what
Not too long ago. They would just call horse play. Mm-hmm. He'd take his dick out during the
During the breaks and whatever by trips me pranking. Yeah, uh-huh. Can't do that nowadays. I guess not. Yeah
We used to do that in college to they call them tricks. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you can't do that anymore. It's frown upon. Yeah
So those were the days. Yeah
Judy Garland
Everyone has to say fabulous throughout shift turn in your gay card. Mm-hmm. It was a little bit of bitchy
Maybe her bus behind the scenes person up. Yeah, man. Yeah, in front of the camera never So, never
She got that role in Wizard of Awes because
Basically, she could look like a 13-year-old and sing like an adult. Mm-hmm. Okay
Dr. Frank N. Furter
That was a lot of people I've never seen the Rocky R show. I've seen bits and pieces of it
But I've never watched it from the beginning to the end. Yeah, I've never seen it
not
My kind of it's not my humor not my transvestites from Transylvania don't really interest me. No
no
but
Well, we'll look we'll come to that later. Um, so um I
can't justify fabulous or
bitchy or boring
Except for maybe just the few bits that I've seen and I will have to go with bitchy on that. Okay
Well, I guess I'll follow your lead and go bitchy then too
Freddie Mercury
Freddie Mercury who's that lead singer of clean?
No, he is smart as
He's my first boyfriend. Yeah, I'm seeing. Mm-hmm. That big mustache
I would say fabulous
I like Freddie Mercury. Mm-hmm. I'd say fabulous too, but I'll bet
That was his on-screen persona on stage for persona. Yeah
a lot of people like that
Suffer from depression and liver. Yeah, in fact a lot of actors are very self-conscious and Furter
embarrassed
To be up in front of people
It literally is a persona when they get up on stage. Mm-hmm. It's interesting
So that's why they act. Yeah, they call it acting. Mm-hmm
RuPaul
Again, we have to say fabulous
Now, what's the name of the show that she does?
RuPaul's drag show drag drag race drag something like that. Yeah, something
never seen and one episode of it
There goes all the rest of her
He listeners there goes our credibility. Yeah, all of it
Yeah, I know it. I've no interest in watching that show. I just it's not like and I listen to so many podcasts
Where they spend the first half of each episode talking about good about the latest and?
Doesn't interest me. Yeah, me neither
Kylie even knew
Is that how you pronounce it? Mm-hmm. There's a G in it. Mm-hmm. I
Don't know who that person is. She had a big song back in the 80s or 90s
Dance song that was real big and she's apparently still really big with the gay community
Jesus to an Australian pop singer
What is it?
Found monkeys. They're a real big honor. The pocket found monkeys. The one guy likes her a lot
But it's a she's okay
Not mine when I think of Australian gay icons
I think of
Living in John. Mm-hmm. No, that's a classic there. I mean this is more of a pop
diva type of
But yeah, apparently, she's got a very big gay following, so
Okay, I'd say boring. I hope it's a really big following because she could use one less. That's me
I don't know who she is. Well, you know listen to music either
So well, not pop music
Not even not even Christmas. Yeah
David Bowie
fabulous
Got to be um, yeah, I guess got to be fabulous. I don't know that I don't like it so much myself
No, I mean wasn't he in a movie? He was in Labyrinth
Labyrinth. Oh, yeah, and wasn't he also in the man who felt earth? Mm-hmm
Terrible performances both Labyrinth wasn't bad. I think he was pretty good in Labyrinth. I've never seen the other one though
Who's the guy who was in the apparently, team movie
Pops in her
The new one that him. No, no the David Lynch the David Bowie
Here's in that cell so that was him the one who was floating around in the sky. Yeah, that was they go
Yeah, that wasn't a really very good performance either
I don't know. It's in a very good movie either. Oh true. So, John Snow
Hmm boring. I'm meaning towards boring
Even though I'm a game with someone's man. Mm-hmm. I'm
Yeah
Yes, I would have to agree with that. He wasn't really bitchy or fabulous
Um, my favorite quote is what he said at the end of the series. He said
Perhaps the man who should be king is the man who doesn't want to be king
Yep, Donald Trump could learn that lesson. Exactly
Okay, Alan Turing fabulous
gay icon genius
We'll want to be the play it is today also pretty bitchy. Oh, yeah
Yeah, but it's the world going to be what it is today without him
true
Um, but I guess you could say
If not him then someone else. Yeah, we could only speak in German right now for this
Okay, so
Yeah
But yeah, I was a little bit of bitchyness and I
Perhaps historians think the same way I do that that poison apple was probably not his idea
Hmm
Okay, let's go computer
he
when
When they sent him to jail for homosexuality, he committed suicide by eating a
Apple was spiked with arsenic. Oh, okay. I didn't know that. Okay. Wow
Well, they already didn't they chemically castrate him and all that already or didn't he? Yeah, so they tortured the poor man. Yeah
so, upsetting
John constant team
bitchy, yeah
Well, yeah, that's his job. I mean, that's the most prolific
citing the job in the world I
Suppose I mean you gotta be kind of bitchy to do that job. His character in um, what's the name of that? Constantine
No, he was in a
Legends of life tomorrow. Legends of tomorrow. Yeah, so legends of time or something like that. His character and that was pretty good
Okay, but of course that wasn't
but
That was their spin on the comic. It wasn't actually his character. Yes
Um, can you think of any others? It should be on the list. Oh gosh
Hmm, not the top of my head
Hmm, why do these I obviously don't because I made the list. I mean disease. I'll have something in common
No, okay, I'm just speaking. Yeah. No, sorry
Okay
Got a joke for us
How do you know if a picture of the Sasquatch is real?
I don't know
The real bigfoot is blurry
Hmm come the real bigfoot's blurring. Mm-hmm. So, all the pictures
Okay
Took you a second. Yes, it did. It took me a man to put that together
so
All right
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