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This is episode 137 of the Baehr and Curadh podcast.
We're going to check out Mastodon again.
So we're going to basically back to your Mastodon page and going over review on it.
Ever noticed the number of antidepressants advertised during the news on television?
It's a good point.
I think they found their audience.
Yeah, what's to be excited about?
Sorry.
I guess lots of money if you're selling antidepressants.
Yeah.
It's only going to get worse.
Yeah, but you're sure it's a good point that you brought up.
I mean, it's a wise assessment, so pretty good.
Okay.
So the next post you put it, is I'm proud to be the first president of the United States
president ever to have joined you in person, Trump said in a pre-recorded video.
You can't write this stuff.
That is hilarious.
That is freaking hilarious.
It was an anti-abortion group.
Okay.
Yeah, he pre-recorded a message that says, "I'm proud to be the first to ever join you
in person."
Hmm.
I can't even say anything, really, about it, because it's just moronic.
Way to go, champ .
All right.
Section 31.
That's the new Star Trek movie with Michelle, what's your name?
Yeoh.
Section 31 does not take place in the Star Trek universe I know and love.
Emperor, Philippa Georgiou must have been sent to the wrong universe by the Garden of Forever.
This Guardians of the Galaxy rip-off will probably be popular with the public, but not for
the fans like me.
Hmm.
Yeah.
We are very disappointed with this movie.
And I'm not the only one.
I know.
I got destroyed on that one podcast we listened to.
There are some podcast, they have renewed their, they brought their podcasts back to do one
more episode to talk about how bad this show is.
Oh, wow.
Is really that bad?
Yes.
Oh my gosh.
If you like Guardians of the Galaxy, go ahead it will be fine.
Well, I like Guardians of the Galaxy, but the Guardians of the Galaxy is Guardians of
the Galaxy.
Yeah.
You don't expect.
No.
So, don't, if you, if you want to watch Section 31, don't expect anything.
Great.
I'm not going to bother then.
That's a shame too.
Yeah, I like the comic book.
I like the show, yeah.
Yeah .
So, let's see.
And the, the current theory is that they were planning on doing a series and this was going
to be the, the show that introduced that series and it's really obvious at the end that
they left it open-ended that they're going to continue to have more adventures.
But God, it's awful.
And maybe not.
If it's that bad, maybe people won't.
Oh, no.
No, I don't see that happening.
Do you think they'll still go ahead and make it?
No.
They had her under contract, so she had to do this show.
Okay, I see what you mean.
Okay, a recent article in the Daily Post reported that a man Dave Harper has sued St. Paul's
hospital saying that after his wife had surgery there, she lost all interest in sex.
Hospital spokesman, spokesman replied, "Miss Harper was admitted for cataract surgery.
Oh, he gives his corrector eye sight."
That's mean.
That's just mean.
Is that what you're excused from he's going to be?
OK, Pastor, texted nudes to his son's classmate.
What?
And you mean Oklahoma, Pastor?
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
Okay.
Oklahoma is OK.
Mark, I don't know.
That's just another word for mediocre.
Yeah.
He doesn't look like he's not bad looking, but wouldn't he?
Do people take extra stupid pills sometimes or something?
A lot of guys are let around by their d___s.
But he looks like he's old enough he should know better.
Yeah.
He knows better.
He's a predator.
You know what I mean?
He's probably hoping this kid would be quite.
He's probably not the first time he's done it.
He's probably got away with it before.
So it's not the gays that are immoral degenerates is the priest.
It's the priests.
Well, we've known that for a long time now.
But yeah, so well, he can suck a bag of...
Okay.
Sarah McBride, you know who she is, right?
She's the transgender, congresswoman, I believe it's our first, that we know of.
Sarah McBride points out fatal flaw in Trump's executive order.
He just declared everyone a woman.
Yeah, because everyone's going to be there.
Because their definition of male and female has to do with the largest cell or something
that supposedly a sperm cell is smaller than an egg.
But until something like six weeks, the embryo is indeterminate.
They're basically...
We're all basically female.
Well, female until the testies drop in about 6 to 8 weeks and then your testies needs to drop
if they're going to drop or not, and you just have to then, and then you say, "We're basically
never saying you're born the sex, you can see that, and in conception everyone's female."
So it's basically biology.
According to Trump's definition, we're all female.
Well, it's about time he learned a science, something about science, so, you know, yeah.
Well, this podcast is going to stick around for four to make fun of him before
he is.
Yeah, we've got plenty of material.
I mean, we're not even fishing for stuff from here, we got it.
Jesus.
It's handed to us on a platter.
Yeah, exactly.
So there's a gay pro wrestler out there? Win's World title, I didn't realize that.
Does anybody know what you're talking about?
I don't know.
Who is it?
Maybe if you read it, people will know what you're talking about.
Gay pro wrestler, Gay pro wrestler, Win's historic world title, I'm only a big champion.
And I believe...
Yeah, that's from out sports.
Okay.
He's a pretty good looking.
So when I'm trying to pull the article up, actually, Oh, I don't know that it will let
you, because you're not, you're not on Mastodon. Trump's executive orders promoting sex discrimination
explained.
That's a post from the ACLU that I forwarded.
It has an interesting picture of a sign.
The sign says, "A world without trans people has never existed and never will."
Huh.
Huh?
Yeah.
I think that's true.
Yeah.
Just like gay people have been around forever to trans people around.
I mean, they can, they can legislate the hell out of us, but it doesn't mean we're going
to disappear.
They would like for us to disappear.
It's not going to happen, though.
No, it ain't going to happen.
Yeah.
So, it's a good sign, though.
Alright.
There we go.
So this is a picture of a bunch of, uh, a bunch of before and after pictures of shirtless
men.
And says, "Those weight loss programs apparently makes chest hair fall out."
So.
It's true.
You look at everyone of those pictures, the before pictures, they have a nice hairy chest
and the after picture, it's all gone.
Yeah.
So, it's to get definition, that's what.
Mm-hmm.
So, yeah.
It's funny, though, because they're supposed to be better looking with their shaved
chest.
And I think they just look silly.
Mm-hmm.
They're kind of like Ken dolls.
Mm-hmm.
Well, it's just, and they act like you're going to get that body too, just from taking the
shot.
You know, the weight loss program.
It takes a lot of working out, a lot of working out, a lot of dieting, a lot of extra
working to massage.
We don't necessarily have to do a whole lot of work.
You can lose weight by those programs, simply in your wallet.
Oh, yeah.
Because your wallet will weigh less, because you spend all that money.
Yeah.
But I mean, they're showing these pictures.
It's very misleading.
These guys, you know what I mean?
Mm-hmm.
They used to get their beer goods and stuff like that.
And they showed these pictures like it was like a month later now, and these guys worked
for years to get this body.
So.
Very misleading.
So.
That's a good point.
Current mood.
You must have just got that thing and spending the day with me.
What is it?
It's a guy yelling.
It looks like it's a camera.
It's screaming.
I believe that's Brian Blessed.
Okay.
Do you know who he is?
No idea.
Do you remember a movie called Flash Gordon?
Do you remember the big hairy guys that had wings and flew?
He was the head of the--
He was okay.
That clan, whatever they were called.
Okay.
Some of these you have to see to appreciate.
In the days, months and years to come, people are going to try to make very abnormal, abhorrent
things seem normal.
There's an expression that goes "little by little and then all at once."
Some changes will be noticeable.
Many changes will be nearly imperceptible on their own.
However, when added together, they will be shocking.
This is by design to make those who object to the little changes creating shocking shifts
seem unreasonable.
Do not be afraid of being seen as unreasonable.
I think that expression "little by little and then all at once", that's going to be my theme
for the year.
Yeah.
It's a good point.
Little by little all at once.
Yeah.
It's a good point.
I mean, it's a really well written statement.
The Nazi final solution did not happen overnight.
Mm-hmm.
It crept in little by little.
I think we talked about this--
We talked about it this way.
In a previous episode.
Well, I was in.
Well, I think then we've had personal conversations about it, too, about it.
But no, it's true, and he didn't-- he didn't-- he's the warning, I believe.
So, the next one is pretty crummy day to be a person with thoughts and or feelings.
I believe that was-- all of these were posted the day that Trump was inaugurated and started
signing things.
Mm-hmm.
There will be post and shares.
The next one is a picture of Tilda Swinson in makeup from a movie and she yells happy
Hunger Games.
Mm-hmm.
It seems like that's coming to pass, doesn't it?
More we're headed.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
The next one is a picture.
It's a little picture of a little plant growing, says if the situation was hopeless, their
propaganda would be unnecessary if I could talk, right?
If the situation was hopeless, their propaganda would be unnecessary.
True, don't you think?
Mm-hmm.
You know.
So, I guess we'll move on.
You know.
When you shop at Amazon, enough, you see stuff.
And you really have to see the picture to-- to-- [laughs]
Gawd!
That's terrible.
What is that hanging between her legs?
I don't know, I don't want to know.
Why are you looking at the ladies crotch?
No, no, I was shopping for a bag and that was the picture that they had for the bag.
Um, somebody just wasn't paying attention when they posted that picture.
Mm-hmm.
That's so bad that's terrible.
That's funny though.
Yeah.
Go to Mastodon and search for Wrecks0, that's my, uh, W-R-E-C-K-S-Zero, that's my user name
don and you'll find these pictures.
Mm-hmm.
Cool.
The next one is where we announced episode 136 of the Baehr And Curadh Podcast.
I do that every time we issue a new podcast, which we probably won't be doing next
week.
Oh, 'cause we're doing the paranormal.
Yeah, we're doing a paranormal investigation at the Kansas Aviation Museum and it will
go from something like 7 p.m. till midnight and the next day I will probably be sleeping
in instead of doing the podcast.
Yeah.
So, as I'm sitting here yawning, here's another picture and it's a picture of the Statue
of Liberty walking away with luggage.
Got her bags all packed.
Got a bag of luggage.
When she's walking away.
Yeah, this must have been during the inaguration.
Mm-hmm.
I have a saying, um, are you familiar with a poem called The New Colossus?
I think I've read it before.
It's associated with the Statue of Liberty.
I think it's, it's on a plaque somewhere on there and it goes, um, give me your
tire, your port, your hopeless, your tempestust.
I lift my lamp beside the golden door and then there's a little star, astricks.
It says, "This offer void we're privated by law."
God, people are sour.
All right.
You read this one.
Okay.
This is like a scrolling, like the beginning of Star Wars and where the words are scrolling
upwards.
It says, "The part of Star Wars mythos where they can competently lead to fail to stop
the system from sliding into fascism, simply go into hiding and do nothing, waiting for
a bunch of kids to grow up and fix the problem themselves.
It's pretty hard right now."
You know?
Very true.
Mm-hmm.
Who knew we would be living Star Wars?
Um, next one, "MAGA Logic."
TikTok, "Ban it," "Abortion, "Ban it," "Marijuana, "Ban it," "Dragshows, "Ban it," "Imigration,
"Ban it," "Public Schools, "Ban it," "Dialogue on Racism," "Ban it," "Books by Black
or LGBT authors, "Ban it," "Guns," "Bans don't work you snowflakes."
Yeah.
That's pretty much the whole soapbox that, uh, the whole right stands on, so.
Disney's hall of presidents to close for retooling.
While it's true that they can reuse the speech Trump recorded during his last term, the
Imagineers need time to make the other presidents roll their eyes.
Mm-hmm.
That's funny. They need to. It's just a reenactment of the inauguration.
I mean, did you see all the clips of everyone reacting during that?
I wasn't watching.
Well, I mean, there's memes everywhere.
I mean, apparently Obama said something in George Bush Jr. and he lost it and just, like,
he looked like a little kid cracking up.
I mean, it was bad.
He really did.
He looked like a little kid, he just got his hand caught in the cookie jar.
Well, I did see the footage where they had the previous presidents that were coming in
and sitting down.
Mm-hmm.
And, um, um, Trump, I think sat right next to Obama and then in front of him was going
to be Kamala and her husband and it was going to end up, she was going to have to sit right
in front of Trump and she made him trade places with her.
Yeah, yeah.
Made spot.
Yeah.
But, like, it apparently, at one point, like, when Trump made a comment about, um, making
it the Gulf America, Hillary Clinton laughed out loud, like, they showed her.
She, like, turned her head and was, like, laughing out loud.
But yeah, it's just, it shows a bunch of people just.
There was probably a lot of blistered eyelids in that room that day.
Yeah.
Well, then there's a bunch of right wingers and they're J__king off.
And cheering every time he, and we love you and it's so, it's so weird.
It's a cult.
It really, really.
Yeah, it is a cult.
It's, you know.
I've never, ever heard.
And you know what happens to cults?
They all commit suicide.
Yeah.
I mean, talk about a cleansing.
We can use it, I suppose.
I mean, the Christians will be happy about it.
Hmm.
So, you read this one?
Okay.
The next one is the picture.
It says, "Happy Hump day"
I love board games.
My favorite one is where people put meat and cheese on a board.
Maybe some fruit and crackers.
I'm so good at that one.
I try cootery board.
Correct?
Yeah.
That's your favorite board game, right?
Hmm.
Transgender women shouldn't be banned from locker rooms.
It's ministers doing the gawking.
Hmm.
And this is a link to a news article on Fox, believe it or not, youth pastured chart with
filming women in shower.
Hmm.
Pervert.
Yeah.
Okay.
And the next one looks like it's a survey.
It says, "If Donald Trump had to sell out the country as for a sweetheart deal, do you think
he would do it?"
And notice it says 100% of the people said yes.
Hmm.
I'm going to have many people answer it.
Well, it's my poll.
I know.
I don't have a huge audience.
Yeah.
But, excuse me.
The next one.
I made myself a laminated sheet of questions for the ghost hunt.
And now that I see the font again, I have to make another one with a different font.
It says, "Ghost Hunt Questions."
Hmm.
And that letter H in Hunt, take a close look at it.
You don't see it.
It says, "Ghost C__t Questions."
Okay.
I can see it now.
Right.
Yeah.
I'm so glad I met all of you at this point in my life.
There's no chance my mother would have let me play with any of you guys growing up.
Hmm.
Yeah.
I don't know.
You think so.
There was nobody to play with in my neighborhood when I was growing up.
It was a gentrified neighborhood.
Yeah.
Okay.
Socialism is when the fire department arrives.
Capitalism is when the insurance company refuses to pay.
Hmm.
To get you a picture of a house on fire.
Yeah.
It's getting to where it's not even funny anymore.
Yeah.
It's sad, it's sad.
I mean, we're supposed to be tongue-in-cheek laughing about this, but it's just not funny anymore.
Hmm.
And the next one, "Ever since Anita Bryant died, this song keeps playing in my head.
Let's see if it will play."
"You're bad, you're terrible."
I'll bet.
A lot of people didn't know who Anita Bryant is.
Hmm.
Refresh my memory.
She had this "Save the Children" campaign.
Florida was going to have an equal rights law for gay people.
It said you had to treat gay people like everyone else.
And she thought that was bad, that gay people shouldn't have equal rights, that we should
be able to trample all over them.
And so she had this campaign called "Save the Children" and it was supposedly that if
gay people got equal rights, that it would be bad for children, children or the gay
people.
These were pedophiles in child molesters and whatever.
Well, she couldn't just do that in Florida when Wichita Kansas -- our town -- had an equal
opportunity law that they passed.
And she came from Florida to Wichita Kansas, to campaign against it.
What a bitch.
Well, I'm quite stupid.
That's why I have such a...
I can't get to her.
Well, I'm glad you explained it, so more people get this like her also.
Apparently, she did that in a lot of places.
Well, right.
That's a pretty picture.
Next is a picture of the amarylis that we have in our house.
It says the second amarylis finally bloomed.
The first one is starting to spring.
Sprout again.
I post pretty pictures sometimes.
Next one, we were paying a lot for ESPN and every game that Curadh wanted to watch, mostly
Notre Dame, was unavailable on their TV app, so I decided to unsubscribe.
I got so angry at how difficult I made it to cancel the service, I decided to cancel
Hulu and Disney while I was in there.
So now we don't have any three of them.
And so I don't miss it.
I mean, I get on there once I would get on there once in a while, but...
The last thing I watched on Disney was the kid show, but...
Skeleton Crew?
Skeleton Crew, yeah.
I mean, it was horrible.
I mean, bother turning that on.
And I'm a Star Wars nerd, I mean, but I mean, bother with that, I just...
I mean, I think I'll miss Disney, when Andor comes out, or to Andor.
Probably.
Yeah.
We still have Max and Netflix.
So, Curadh, I'll let you read this part.
Curadh and I are going to a ghost hunting expedition in a couple of weeks.
No.
Now it's just gonna be one week.
We will be bringing the field recorders, the K2 meter and some other equipment I have.
We're very much forward to looking, we're very much looking forward to doing this.
I've been preparing for the experience, and I think I triggered something.
We've started hearing shuffling noises in the attic about 9 p.m. every day.
Not any other time, just then, and it's creeping us out.
And there is a recording that I made, I won't play it.
It's just shuffling sounds, but...
It's moved from the attic over the dining room to the attic over the bedroom.
Yeah.
It's spooky.
Did you do it last night?
I think I was asleep by 9.
Wow, okay.
Yeah, probably gonna have to do something about that.
No.
I don't know how much further we want to go.
I mean, we could go for years.
Yeah.
I post several times a day.
Well, I mean, it's a really good stopping point, I mean.
Okay.
So, would you have a joke for us this week, or...?
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
I don't know.
Deer nuts are under a buck.
That's cute.
I like that.
All right.
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