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We're going to discuss Trump's executive orders.
I'm smiling at him right now because he knows my blood pressure just rose.
Okay, so let's start on his executive orders.
Renaming the Gulf of Mexico.
To the Gulf of America, which it's always going to be the Gulf of Mexico to me.
I don't care.
He can name it the Gulf of Cura, and I'm never going to call it that.
It's going to be the Gulf of Mexico.
You're going to hear, okay, anyone who's listening, you're going to hear idiot a lot in this episode.
So, yeah, that's just silly, I think.
It's mostly symbolic.
Yeah.
It has no meaning.
I'm surprised he didn't try to name it the Gulf.
The Gulf of Trump.
Yeah, you know what?
I'm really surprised he didn't.
I mean, it's probably in the plans.
He'll probably name one of the lakes.
He's going to name our country Trump-America.
God.
Trump-Erica?
Trump-Erica.
How about just America?
America-Murica.
Yeah.
Murica.
Yeah.
We can wave our Blue Lives Matter flag everywhere.
But then get mad at the cops when they do their jobs.
Yeah, it's just silly.
I mean, it's, I think a lot of this stuff he does for distraction purposes.
I think so.
I think he does things like this so he can get other things slid behind.
No, he's not smart enough.
But he's not.
He has people, maybe.
He's got people, that's what I mean.
He's got people surrounding him that are smart enough to do it for him or come up with the idea.
Which is a lot different.
In his first administration.
Well, yeah.
Because the other people in this.
This time he just fired everybody and put his own ___ _______ in place.
Yeah.
Well, before it was, they would just ignore what he wanted them to do.
Yeah, they would go, you can't do that.
You can't.
So, you're, you know, behind his back and close the door and make a mockery of him.
But, yeah.
So, yeah, that's just silly.
It's kind of like what's going on.
Well.
Renaming the nation's tallest mountain from.
From Denali back to Mount McKinley.
Does it really matter?
Another symbolic gesture.
I'm sure it does to the people who, that's their culture.
Well, yeah, yeah.
Well, I mean, of course that does.
Yeah, I mean, no, I'm not saying that.
I'm talking about.
In the vast world of politics.
Yeah.
It's just another check mark in his resume.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
That he can use to make his.
His Nazi people happy with him.
Mm-hmm.
Exactly.
Yeah.
It's another.
But it's still, it's still a punch in the gut.
You know what I mean?
To those people.
Especially Obama.
Mm-hmm.
Because he's the one that did that.
Oh, did he?
Oh, come on.
Yeah.
See, that's the problem with executive orders.
Another president can come along and just wipe them all out and do whatever they want.
It's not.
They're not permanent.
It's not like.
It's not like changing the Constitution.
Well, that's good.
Can you imagine if he could just flip the Constitution around and.
Well, he's.
He's trying.
Working on that, too.
Yeah.
I think.
But, yeah, I mean, it's a.
It's a.
Sorry, I just lost my train of thought.
It's childish.
It's immature.
But, I mean, basically the best thing we can look forward to is when he's out of office
that someone comes along and changes all of them back.
Mm-hmm.
You know, and I think I would love to see it, you know, if it's a Democrat, do the
same thing he did.
Hold a big.
No.
Possibly a good thing that could come from this is Congress sees that what kind of trouble
this causes and limits the president's ability to do this.
Yeah.
Right now, though.
I think it would take the Supreme Court's backing, and they're not.
They're not going to go against Trump.
No, not right now, they're not.
I mean, that's who pits their sugar daddy.
Six out of the nine would have to die.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
But, yeah.
Okay.
Declaring there are only two sexes.
Now, this one's kind of funny because the definition that he put in there of how you
determine if somebody is male or female.
Um, has something to do with the size of a sperm cell compared to the size of an egg
cell.
Really?
And, um, basically all people are female until about six weeks.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
So, if you say it's at conception, then everybody's female, including Mr. Trump.
Mm-hmm.
That's hilarious.
Mm-hmm.
So, do you think he would sexually assault himself?
Mm-hmm.
just saying
you know
that's what he's known for
so
and
no science
whatsoever they tried to
cover it up with sciencey talk in his order
but
in actuality
there aren't just two genders
no there's not
there's two
well, this is where I get kind of
convoluted I guess there's two different
sexes
right but different genders
there's also
people who are indeterminate
sex too
that's true like hermaphrodites
and there are
people who are what they call chimeras
who have
the genetic DNA of two different
people in them
their blood cells will be one
set of DNA and their organs will be
another set
so, it depends on how you take the test
hmm that's interesting
a chimera
is
you know
like an identical twins
it started as
one cell that divided
and divided up into two
people so they both have identical
chromosomes
well, a chimera is where
the two cells divided
and then rejoined
oh wow
so, it's more like a fraternal
twin where you have two
eggs that were
fertilized and then joined together
to make one person so they have the
DNA of two different people
hmm that's interesting
how rare are those? pretty rare
that's what I thought I mean twins are pretty rare
but still there's
you can't just say
there's only two sexes because
there's not
it's a
it's a narrow spectrum but it's a
spectrum
banning transgendered
military personnel
that's just stupid
that's uh
really, I mean
why does he ban women from
I mean
this whole transgender thing
I understand that there are some
very strict exceptions
some people
that just absolutely cannot
that are transgendered that are absolutely
cannot be replaced
or done away with
and he has been forced to make
exceptions for those people
oh really?
you don't hear anything about it because
military people
are not allowed to
discuss anything
any kind of politics
yeah, I guess they can't really
they're soldiers
it's part of the agreement they
signed
they're there to defend the constitution
probably
probably to prevent a coup
yeah
makes good sense
sorry I don't know why I'm yawning so much
alright
saving TikTok
who cares
I do
he thinks he's going to be
the hero of the youth
because all the kids love the TikTok
and if honestly if tiktok went away
today I would care less
I mean it's something
I've never even seen it
it's stupid
it's just video reels
it sounds like a 10-minute version of YouTube
yeah, pretty much
I mean it's
something will replace it sooner or later
and something if it gets banned
oh, Truth Social is going to replace it
oh really?
that's what he thinks?
he's crazy
Truth Social can suck it
it's untruth and not very social
yeah
not very well named
you're right
no but yeah apparently
he just today signed an order
to extend
another 75 days
he's done that
this is like the third time
second time
yeah
but
which tells you just how important it really is
yeah
you're right
I mean it's all silly
it's all silly crap anyway
you know tiktok is anyway in my opinion
I know there's people who live off of it and stuff
but there'll be another website that comes around
that'll replace it one day
you know what I mean
all these
all these websites don't seem to
or platforms don't seem to last very long anyway
well, they'll last until
till they do something that ______ people off
and then they cancel
yeah
so
withdrawing from the Paris Accord
really?
yeah
were you surprised?
most of the Paris Accords
won't happen in our lifetime
okay
so why
why even bother?
yeah
because it's about him
another symbolic thing
it's about him
look at me
look what I can do
yeah, I guess that would be a power thing
yeah
I can do this without you
you know
anyone can do anything about it
and I'm
didn't that have to be
signed by the president
and passed
by congress
so
he would have to get congress to agree
to get out of it?
yeah
oh, I didn't know that
because then he'd get out of the Paris Accords
all treaties and accords are like that
oh okay
but didn't he get out of it before too?
um
well
and then Biden put his back in it
that's the thing about how executive orders work
um
he can't change the law
okay
but he can tell the federal government
how to apply the law
okay
he can say
ignore that
okay
and that's basically what he did
oh okay
hmm
that's well
yeah
um
we may end up being the last generation on this earth anyway
the way things are going
yeah
yeah, either that or
world war three
hmm
and I
I don't think the earth has to be destroyed by humans
hasn't the earth been destroyed and come back 13 times
in its long long long history
something like that
yeah
and it'll happen again
well, it won't just be the catalyst for it
there could have been civilizations before us
well, there's people who speculate that
that were wiped out
yeah
we'll be replaced
hmm
and it'll probably be
it'll be our fault
mm-hmm
so
oh well I mean what can we do about it
I mean I'm being tongue-in-cheek
it's a poor way to look at it really
I know but I'm being tongue-in-cheek when I also say that
I mean there's stuff that we can do
it's not about people like that in the office
but
hmm
let me see how that works
January 6th pardons
infuriating
very infuriating
does this mean
it's
F off
the least popular thing that he's done
really
well, I mean
almost 2,000 people who
violently
try to overthrow the government
all pardoned
every single one of them
yeah
and then it's this
it's this
it's uh
and then these people
this is what makes me
it's like the comment I made in the beginning
then you know America
that's scary
you know Blue Lives Matter
all these people
you know Blue Lives Matter
cops this
cops that
blah blah blah
but then January 6th
oh, but not that day
that doesn't matter
that doesn't count
get the
F out of here
you know what I mean
those people
and some of them
are also trying to use
that to get out of
other crimes that they've done
oh really
so, it's like a get out of jail
there's a guy who's
who's been convicted
on pornography charges
probably child pornography too
yeah, child pornography
really
and he's tried to use that
to say he's been pardoned
wow
he'll probably get off too
which is disgusting
anyone who's in the child pornography
should be castrated in my opinion
I just think that's
you're messing with kids
or
okay
um
a lot of times
that is being used
in ways
that you don't think
if they have sex
with a
17-year-old
yeah
when I'm saying child pornography
I'm talking about
10-year-old kids
8-year-old kids
that's what I'm talking about
I'm not talking about
in a lot of these cases
it isn't
no, I know most of the cases
that are not
a lot of times
it's an 18-year-old boy
with a 17-year-old girl
but there is the cases
where you see
40-year-old guys
trying to lose their life
or 12-year-old girls
and those
get prosecuted
pretty quickly
and easily
and whatever
yeah, but I bet you
there's pedo
I don't know
I don't know the case
I guarantee
that dude's probably
a kiddie diddler
but it
he thinks
that he's
his whole record's
been wiped clean
he
yeah
let him
let him go
talk to the parent
of that kid
that he tried to diddle
and this is gonna
lower the bar
for other
political action
people are gonna say
oh well I can
storm the capitol
because Trump
will free me
it's
it's setting a bad
standard
so yeah
that's the one thing
he's done so far
that's pissed me off
the most
cause I mean
there's
I mean
these people
try to overthrow
a government
they attack
they stopped
they tried to stop
the
what do you call it
when the president
was declared
the winner
yeah
whatever that
he's called
they tried to stop it
yeah
and it's just because
their guy didn't win
but it's just
now can you imagine
if
say
it was a Democrat
that was in office
and that happened
and then they came back in
it wouldn't have got that far
that person
that Democrat
would have said
stop people
don't do this
exactly
Trump did not do that
he encouraged them
yep
exactly
Ending diversity, equity, and inclusion initiative programs
I think most of these
this is another way
of him saying
look at me
look what I can do
or
pandering to his
Nazi
following
yeah
to look for
an Aryan
yeah
I would agree with that
yeah, cause if you
get rid of that
then
you're not going to
and what's unfortunate
is
a lot of companies
including the one I work for
has decided to follow suit
and do the same thing
I wonder why
to gain favor
with the administration
he's not going to be there
that long
hopefully he won't be in office
that long
but
these people
are going to have to answer
for what they do
you know in my opinion
eventually
cause in my
hopefully he won't be in office
for any longer than he
any longer than the four years
that he's
got right now
but
I guarantee he's going to make
he's already talking about
trying to get a third term
I heard a rumor
that they're actually
going to have J.D. Vance run
and then J.D. Vance
is going to step aside
and let him run
and let him run the show
afterwards
since he doesn't have any
time left after this term
but basically J.C. J.D.
do you think
Vance
can be trusted
hell no
none of these idiots
can be trusted
so
that could backfire
on Trump really bad
yeah
I hope it does
do you really want
J.D. Vance to be president
I mean
that's the problem
with
with Trump
falling over dead
in office
so, I mean
well, I don't know
it couldn't be any worse
I guess
yeah
it's scary to say that
cause sometimes
it could be
we need another
situation like
Ford
you know
where the president
and vice president
both
were gone
and
we ended up
with a guy
who
did not seek
the office
as a president
yeah
he really was
a very honorable man
okay
and did his best
not to stir any
stir the ____
or make any waves
okay
with
good
intentions
I think
okay
that's good
that's what we need
as a result,
he didn't accomplish
much either
yeah
sometimes that's better
than nothing
what's that expression
from Game of Thrones
"maybe the
man, who should be king
is the man who doesn't
want to be king."
yeah
speaking of Trump
yeah
exactly
turning federal workers
from career civil servants
into at-will employees
yeah
the big big problem
with that
is
who's going to work
for the government
if they know
that every four years
they're going to lose
their job
that's a good point
they need to have
good firm union
representation
so that
the government
the process
of the government
can continue
from one administration
to another
that's a very good point
very well point
yeah
I agree with that
100%
and
all of the
people
like from the FBI
and the CIA
and whatever
who are getting fired
China and Iran
are saying
oh, we'll hire you
really
we'll give you a job
that's interesting
I didn't know that
so, the enemies
of our country
are willing to hire
hire
the
cast off
that
Trump fired
and
countries are not
sharing their
intelligence
with us anymore
because they don't
want to be in a meeting
with Trump
well, I mean
didn't we say
they can't trust him
well no
no
well didn't we say
that we're not going to
share any of our
information with
anybody
certain ones
yeah
and
Trump is known
to fall asleep
during those meetings
oh really
yeah
hmm
I didn't know that
but this is probably
not interesting enough
for him I guess
wow
well
yeah that's
I can feel my
all right
ending birthright
citizenship
completely
unconstitutional
there's no way
that's going to happen
didn't it already
pass that
he
well, he wrote it
yeah
but
I'm sure it's
overturned by a judge
by now
okay
I didn't know that
um
I didn't know that
You would have to have an amendment to the Constitution, so you'd have to have a ratification by a majority of the states and the Congress.
And we know from the ERA that that's almost impossible to do.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, well, hopefully it doesn't pass.
Hmm.
Well, so far nobody's started to change the Constitution.
Yeah, that's good, right?
I think the reason he's getting points on that is that they say Mexicans are coming into the United States pregnant to have children.
To have children as American citizens, okay.
But it's only Mexicans that do that.
The law is pretty flexible.
My ex is an American citizen, but he was born in, I think, Japan or South Korea.
His father worked for the CIA.
He was overseas at the time.
Okay.
But because he was born on the embassy, he's still a birthright citizen.
Okay.
Well, that's good, right?
Mm-hmm.
So, it just all depends on what kind of detail you want to look into when you make that ruling, I guess.
Yeah.
Reducing prices.
Another.
It's just another check mark.
Mm-hmm.
It basically says the federal government is to do anything it can to reduce prices.
I mean, how do you define that?
How do you even decide if it's happened or not?
Yeah.
Well, and how can you sit there and say you're reducing prices, but then you're going to pass tariffs?
Yeah.
Isn't that like...
Yeah.
That's just moving the tax from income to income.
That's just moving the income tax to sales tax.
Mm-hmm.
Exactly.
So, yeah.
Sorry.
And if Trump is the way Trump always is, he'll just say, oh, yeah, I did that.
I reduced prices.
Yeah.
I don't think that...
It doesn't matter whether it's true or not.
Yeah.
But he'll just take credit for it.
I don't take credit for anything that's good.
Mm-hmm.
So, okay, my great idea.
Even though it might be something that he shot down numerous times, he's still going to take
credit for it.
And anything bad was done by the liberal retards.
Exactly.
Mm-hmm.
Well, sorry.
My gosh.
How about eliminating electric vehicle subsidies?
Mm-hmm.
I don't care.
I can't afford an electric vehicle, even with the subsidies.
Mm-hmm.
Well, I wonder how...
Well, I wonder how Musk feels about that, considering he's...
Mm-hmm.
You know what I mean?
Mm-hmm.
I wonder if he's getting kickbacks on the side without...
You know what I mean?
Mm-hmm.
Like, in another sort of way.
But I remember before, before Trump was in office, every Republican in the world hated
leisure cars.
They were all against it.
Because they get all their money from big gas and oil.
And now they're all for it.
It's like it's flip-flopped.
Mm-hmm.
It doesn't make sense.
I don't know.
No.
Um, the only reason electric vehicles are popular now is because you can get more than
400 miles on a charge.
Yeah.
Which is good.
I mean, would you ever own a...
If you could, would you ever own an electric vehicle?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Cool.
I mean, for the amount of driving we do, an electric vehicle would make sense, don't you
think?
It's not like we travel long distances.
Yeah, it's not like we go cross-country all the time.
So...
Increasing oil drilling.
They go...
That includes on federal...
Federal land.
They're going to have oil rigs on our national parks.
Really?
Yeah.
Huh.
That's different.
I didn't know that.
That's insulting.
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
So, do they also put, uh, the oil pipelines through our national parks then, too?
Probably.
Probably will happen.
It's disgusting.
And they want to...
But, I mean, this administration's shown that it doesn't care about the environment.
Yeah.
Like, pulling out of the Paris...
Paris Accords, exactly.
That's exactly what I was going to say.
So, I mean, are you surprised?
It's kind of like, oh, we'll just leave that to future generations to deal with.
Hmm.
So, I mean, are we really surprised?
Hmm.
Remember, because these are also the people that don't believe in global warming.
Mm-hmm.
So...
Hmm.
Deporting immigrants without due process.
That's infuriating.
That pisses me off.
Our whole country is based...
Not based around...
Not...
Not based around it, but...
I mean, that's one of our...
One of our keystones that...
You know what I mean?
That's what this country's about.
We are a country of immigrants.
Of immigrants, yeah.
Well...
The only native people that were here, we pushed into reservations.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Well, that...
But, I mean, we're known for our criminal justice system, our due process, the fact
that everyone does have rights and stuff like that.
And then, blatantly...
And we would rather...
We would rather...
A thousand people get away with a crime than one innocent person.
Than go to jail.
Yeah.
That's the way it's based.
You know what I mean?
And other countries strive to be like us.
And look what we're doing.
Hmm.
So...
Yeah.
And that's one that the public is going to let him do.
Mm-hmm.
And they're...
People like it.
Yeah.
Till it affects them somehow.
Mm-hmm.
You remember what I said this morning?
A Mexican girl who scrubs toilets at $8 an hour all day, she's not taking your job.
No.
She can have mine.
I'm kidding.
Well, speaking of which, making $8 an hour, Bernie Sanders tried to pass a law, an amendment,
where the federal minimum wage was going to be $17.
Every Democrat voted yes.
Every Republican voted no except one.
So, it's getting closer, but it's not going to happen.
But it's just...
And you can bet that they'll kick that can down the...
It won't take effect until 2025 or something.
Yeah.
2020, 50 years, whatever.
Yeah, they're going to kick that can down the curb as long as they can.
So, they don't have to deal with it.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
But, I mean, can you imagine how things would change if the minimum wage was $17 an hour?
Yeah, people could actually...
Afford to live?
Yeah.
You know, decently.
And not have to have two jobs and a side hustle.
Mm-hmm.
Exactly.
How about completing...
Building a complete wall at the southern border?
Okay, I'll let him have this one.
Yeah.
Maybe he can hire some Mexicans.
Maybe he'll build it and he'll wind up on the other side of it.
I've always said that, yes, there will be a border.
But it'll be between us and Canada.
And Canada will...
Canada will gladly pay for it.
Exactly.
I apologize.
Wow, I don't know.
I need a nap, apparently.
Yeah, you're like me.
I'll give him this.
It's never going to happen, though.
It's never going to be.
And it's never going to fully work.
And he'll also have to do away with a bunch of environmental laws.
Mm-hmm.
Well, that's what they're saying.
It's holding up some of the wall because there's, like, two animals that are endangered.
Mm-hmm.
They had to come back and infect her.
And that's what's holding up some of the parts of the wall, which is good.
But I don't see that lasting for forever.
These people don't care about the environment or a little mouse that's...
Think of the area around Area 51.
Mm-hmm.
They know for miles, if anybody's coming into Area 51, they don't need a fence.
No, no.
It's...
But I think a lot of it has to do with...
You know what I'm trying to say?
Like, the image of it, the fact that there is a wall there.
Mm-hmm.
It might discourage people.
But these people are leaving for a reason.
They're not leaving just because they're going on a Sunday stroll.
Mm-hmm.
They are seeking...
Now, granted, not all of them are up to...
Well, because they're humans.
They're humans.
They're all kinds of humans.
Yeah.
It's not like this...
The United States is a utopia where none of us commit crimes.
And none of these...
You know, the only criminals that are coming to this country are from Mexico and from the southern border.
So, it's not like crime didn't exist here beforehand.
But for some reason, these people believe it, that, you know, that it's...
Oh, it's these people from...
They're taking our jobs.
They're committing crimes.
They're the reason for this, this, and this.
Anything that's bad, it's their fault.
But yet...
But yet, we're going to...
This is what ____me off at the January 6th pardons.
But yet, we're going to allow people...
Those people, okay, the ones who want to overthrow our government, are okay to pardon.
But let's go after a Mexican family that snuck across...
That's trying to sneak across because they can't.
Because they...
You know, political asylum, gangs, stuff like that.
But, you know, he paints this image that they're all, like, drug dealers and rapists and murderers and stuff like that.
When you've got a pedophile who's trying to get off...
Something he's already been convicted of, because he's part of Trump's little clan.
You know what I mean?
You know what I'm trying to get at?
It's...
It's sickening.
Mm-hmm.
So...
Declaring a national emergency at the border.
That's just stupid.
Is it really a national emergency?
Um...
That is one thing that the president's allowed to do.
Okay.
Declare an emergency.
Doesn't mean he's allowed to do it.
It doesn't mean it's true.
It's actually happening.
Remember when, um, George Bush Jr. wanted, um, to declare that Iran had weapons of mass destruction because he wanted to, uh...
Iraq.
Iraq, yeah.
He wanted, um...
He was paying back...
Vilification for his father.
For his father.
Getting to Saddam Hussein out of...
Yeah.
You know, we went to war, took over a country, and whatever, found out there was nothing there.
Mm-hmm.
This is a lot like...
This is a lot like that.
Yeah.
You're right.
The tail wagging the dog.
Yeah.
Exactly.
So, it's just...
It's another idiotic...
And I think people will probably go for it, uh...
Oh, yeah.
They're gonna follow and tell.
So...
You...
Okay, you go.
Using the military to secure the border.
Another...
Look what I can do.
Yeah, my ______ a little bigger than yours.
You took the words out of my mouth.
Exactly.
Look what I can do.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Nanny, nanny, nanny, nanny, nanny.
You know, it's...
It's...
That's just stupid.
All of this stuff is stupid.
Well, I don't know.
I suppose it's better than using the military to take over another country.
In Greenland?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
Or, um...
The Panama Canal.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
You're right.
I agree with that completely.
So, yeah, I mean, it's...
If...
Yeah, I'd much rather have them secure the border.
But I...
But half-assed, kind of, like...
Oh, look, someone's coming.
Come on over.
I'll turn my back this way.
Come on over, kids.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
So...
All right.
I'm sure there's a lot more, but those are the...
Those are, like, the first ten days or something like that.
Oh, really?
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
Didn't he sign, like, 200-some orders the first time he was off?
And made a big deal of it.
Oh, he made a...
I mean, he...
He made a spectacle.
He went into a big room full of people to...
To sign these things.
He made a spectacle of it.
Uh-huh.
He's an absolute idiot.
And a moron.
And...
And someday you're going to disappear because you said...
That's what I was just going to say.
One day there's going to be a knock at the door and there's going to be no more Curadh.
And you're going to be skipping around, jumping up and down.
Saying, I don't have to pay for a divorce.
I don't have to pay for...
I'm joking.
All right.
Well, do you have a joke for us this week?
Mm-hmm.
What is it?
It's all...
Don't be in office.
What's the problem with telling Trump jokes?
What?
Republicans don't think they're funny and Democrats don't think they're jokes.
That's very good.
That's a very just poignant observation.
I mean, observation.
That's very good.
But it's...
That's hilarious.
All right.
This is episode 145 of the Bear and Kura podcast.
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And Curadh.
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