EGCM Salutations

The Top 20
A Hard Man...
Your Looks...
My Sexual Preference Is...
Think Long And Hard...
How Do You...
This Is My Love Triangle.
I'm A Porn Star In Trainging
God Still Loves You...
Can I Push...
How Can I Be So Thirsty...
I Need Someone Really Bad...
Fruit Basket
Men Are Like...
We Wish We Knew How...
If You Prick Us...
These Letters Turn Red...
...Cheer You Up
...I'll Show You...
I Lost My Teddy Bear...
All The Good Ones...

The Whole List
12 Inches Tall...
1 Flag And Triangle
2 Flags & Triangle
A Half Hour Of Begging...
A Hard Man...
Alcohol Was Invented...
All The Good Ones...
A Woman's Perfect Husband
Ban Republican Marriage
Be Alert...
Bear With Me
Beauty Is Fleeting...
Beauty Is...
Bedroom Issue
Be Happy...
Birthday Cake
Blessed Be
Born Gay...
Can I Push...
...Cheer You Up
Closets Are For Clothes
Cocksucker
Why Can't We Just Go Back...
Dip Me In Honey...
Does A Hardon Count...
Does This Condom...
Don't Assume...
Don't Like Gays Much...
Don't Take The IQ Test...
Donut Wisdom
Do You Interrupt Sex...
Do You Remember...
Do You Think I Was Given Lips Like This...
Drag Is...
Earth
Ever Kiss A Bunny?
Experience...
I Missed You
Falling In Love...
Family
Flaming!
For A Hot Time...
Friend's Don't Let Friends...
Friends May Come...
Fruit Basket
F CK...
Gay Jewish Flag
Gay Pagan Flag
Gay Partners
God Still Loves You...
Good Boys Don't Ask...
Good In Bed...
Hairy...
Happy 4th
Happy Hanukkah
Happy Holidays
Happy Thanksgiving
Hard Work...
Hate Is Not A Family Value.
Here I Am...
Here Is A Label...
Heterosexual Men...
Heterosexuals Aren't...
Homophobia Is...
Homophobia Is So...
How About I Spank...
How Can I Be So Thirsty...
How Do You...
How To Become Immortal
I Believe in the Two Party System...
I Can See.
I'd Do Anything For You...
I'd Rather Have A Bottle...
I'd Walk A Million Miles...
If At First...
I Feel Like A New Man...
If I Get Fisted...
If I Hafta See...
If It Has Tires Or Testicles...
If Men Were Meant...
If You & I were squirrels...
If You Can Grow It...
If You Lend Someone $20...
If You Prick Us...
If You're Going To Get Wet...
If You Think I'm A Pain... (they can't ALL be good ones)
If You Think Nobody Cares If You Are Alive...
If You Want To See...
I Had To Come Out Of The Closet...
I Have Always Been Faithful To You...
I Have So Many Gay Friends...
I Like You Because You're Different
...I'll Show You...
I Lost My Teddy Bear...
I Love You.
I'm A Porn Star In Trainging
I'm Not Just Gay...
I'm The Queerest One In The Village.
I'm Thinking Of A Number...
I Need Someone Really Bad...
I Need To See You...
In Every Organization...
I Now Pronounce You...
In Shape...
I Really Like Mardi Gras...
Is It Gay In Here...
It Should Be...
It's Okay To Be...
It's Only Kinky...
It's Sick...
It's Too Bad...
I've Gone Straight...
I've Got A Present For You...
I Want To Die...
I Wasn't Recruited...
I Went To Pride and All I Got...
I Will Always Love You...
I Wish I Knew...
I Wish To Apply...
Jesus...
Just When You Accept That Life is a Bitch...
Kiss My Ass... It's Irish.
Last Night Was Awesome...
Let Go Of MyEars I Know What I'm Doing...
Let's Get One Thing...
Meat Is...
Men...
Men Are Like...
Men Are Pigs...
Merry Christmas
Monarch
When I Found Mr. Right...
My Admiration of You...
My Best Sex Act...
My Inner Child...
My Partner Complains...
MY PEN IS HUGE.
My Sexual Preference Is...
My Summer...
New Year's Wishes
No Matter How Good He Looks...
There's No Place Like Home
Normal...
Now & Then...
Objects Under Shorts...
Of Course I Remember You.
Okay...
Only Bitchy...
Out Is In
Feed The Bears
Please Don't Feed...
What do you call a group of lions?
Pride Triangle
Real Men...
Receding...
Remember My Name...
Republicans Think About Sex...
Sex Is Like Pizza...
Sitting On It...
Skydiving
Smoking Area...
Sometimes The Majority...
Somewhere
Sorry about your cat.
Straight Flag
Swallow...
Taste...
Taste...
Ten Old West Phrases...
Thank You For Being My Friend...
That's Mr Faggot To You
The 5 Secrets To A Great Relationship
The Bible Was Written...
The Christian Right Is...
The Journey...
The Problem With...
The Qualities Of A Perfect Man
There Are A Whole Lot More Of Us...
These Letters Turn Red...
They Say Cocksucker...
Think Long And Hard...
Think Outside The Box.
Happy Halloween
This Is My Love Triangle.
This Year I Wanna Go...
Too Much Sex Is Bad For The Eyes
Trouble Is A Bruin
Vacation
Virginity Is Like...
Wanna Cuddle?
Warning...
We Make A...
We Wish We Knew How...
What Does A Beaver Have...
What Goes On Over The Rainbow...
What Have You Done Today...
When I See Trash...
When You Are Away...
Who's Your Daddy?
Why Couldn't You...
Women...
Women Are Great...
Worried About Gays Getting Married?
WWPD
Merry Christmas! WARNING: This Salutation contains sound and video, so it will be slow to load.
Ying Yang
You Can Count On Me.
You Don't Have To Be Straight...
You've Got The Right To Bear Arms
You May Not Be A Doctor...
You're Better Than...
You Remind Me Of...
You're Unique...
Your Looks...
Your Mind Isn't The Only Thing...
You Shouldn't Spend an Hour...
You've Been Bad...

 

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